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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, May 6, 2020


One Of My Very Own






How did that even happen? 

Yeah, get sprayed by filthy gutter water is a good idea...

That's why you need to watch other people do it before you try.

For every action...

I bet he has no idea what that means.




Why didn't she park closer?


Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?




This is Anak Krakatoa, the new volcano growing in the caldera of Krakatoa which blew itself to smithereens. 

I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.
Now I think the clip was reversed.

 Here's how...

Puglia, the Southern region that forms the heel of Italy’s boot.

Motioned activated. 

With hilarious play by play announcer:

A narco-submarine (also called drug sub) is a type of custom-made ocean-going self-propelled submersible vessel built by drug traffickers to smuggle drugs.

Coast guard leaps onto moving drug-sub full of cocaine:


I went on a date with a young woman who didn't wanna sneak snacks into the movies. Not sure which direction life has taken her but I hope she's well because I wasn't sticking around for that.



Remember this?
Redneck fire alarm.



I too have spent money on something I really want but didn’t really need.


EWR VJ 101 vertical takeoff and landing in 1963
I didn't know that. 




After a hard day of preschool...





What the Democrats need is a troll dipshit to rival trump. Just a hideously stupid moron. The American people want a big stupid idiot, so let's give them a bigger stupider idiot.




A man protesting against a Maryland sodomy law (Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights in Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987)

Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”





 God save the queen
That's not "where" he said!
More little known Seinfeld facts: 

Stare at this picture 20 or so seconds, and you’ll begin to see it vanish...



All of these films have one thing in common. What is that thing?
They are all filmed in one room.





 Believers can't even describe heaven yet they know it will be good.






Plod said...

Puzzle - 042

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

puzzle time: 042

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: 042

In line 4, "3" and "8" are immediately out, so line 5 makes "0" goes in either the 1st or 2nd digit.
In lines 1 and 2, "6" can't be both in the right place and the wrong place, so 6 is out. That makes 2 the correct number in the 3rd digit.
In line 3, we know "6" is out so "2" and "0" are in. Since "we already know "2" is the 3rd digit, that means "0" goes in the 1st digit.
That leaves us to find the number that goes in the middle digit. Back to line 2, we know that one digit is right but in the wrong place. That means "4" goes in the middle digit since "1" can't be correct since it is already in the middle digit.

Unknown said...

0 - 1 - 2
Heya Ralph! It's Gary! I Hope everything is going well with you and Debbie and hope to see you sooner rather than later! I've been busy working this whole time, out in the world everyday....scary at times to say the least, But thankful to be still makin' bacon. State is opening back up but i'll probably stay on routine for a couple more weeks. Maybe by Memorial Day i'll feel more confident about going to the bar. Plus...we got no sports till then! :( We'll have to bet on Ciera's hair color or Nicks mood or something lol Stay safe and hope to see you soon!
-Your Friend, Gary

Steve said...

Puzzle: 0-4-2

Stephen Hait said...

Puzzle: See Douglas Adams
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

Steve said...

Puzzle explanation:
-Since 738 are all wrong, then 380 says 0 is valid and must be in place 1 or 2
-206 has 0 in place 2, but it's wrong, so 0 must be in place 1
-206 also indicates that 2 or 6 is valid. If 6 is valid, then it must be in place 2 since place 1 is already occupied
-682 indicates that if 6 were valid, it would be in place 1, but we already know 0 is there, so 6 must be invalid
-since 6, 8 are proven invalid, then 682 must contain 2 correctly placed, in place 3
-614 must have 1 or 4 as a valid number but wrongly placed.
-If 1 were valid, it would need to be in place 3, which is already occupied
-Therefore, 4 must be valid and in place 2.


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