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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, June 3, 2020


One Of My Very Own





Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

NOTE: Probably several reposts but it's hard finding non-pandemic blog fodder.









Fuck the CCP.


When the kids call to tell you you're on TV and you got mustard on your face



Movie Lines Reimagined...


Wolverine: [sharpening his claws] So, what’s your superpower?
Me: I am good at rearranging letters to form new words
Wine lover: [taking a sip of merlot] I’ll drink to that.




Do ants poop?

I wonder how long it takes to get that dirty. One would think the filth reduces the efficiency so much that an automatic cleaner would be installed on each row. 

That is dead on. I once talked to a woman who did not believe in the garden and the talking snake, the flood, that the universe was created in six days, etc, etc but she still stayed in the church because she had been married in the church, her relatives had their funerals in the church, her children were baptized in the church, etc and she was too old to change. She felt comfortable because she understood and mastered the rules.


More library oddities here: 

Knutsen, who is paralyzed from the waist down, his company made him special excavator so he could work with ease
 The cab comes down to ground level.

Launch of Space Shuttle Atlantis.

 I found this very interesting.

Here's the Saturn VI I think...


I've known for quite some time that Jared Kushner is one of the most hated individuals in the White House, but I never fully understood why. I was certainly confused as to why this person I'd never heard of was the president's top adviser, I just didn't know why he was so fervently despised.
The episode "Slumlord Millionaire" in the Netflix docuseries "Dirty Money" cleared that up pretty quick. It exposes the type of person he is, who his family is, and how he perceives his role in the government.
If you're like me and you don't know much about him, give it a watch. And if you do know who he is and what he's about, it's a phenomenal docu-series you'll probably enjoy anyways. Plus, it'll give you some satisfaction because a whole lot of pressure is being put on him by NYC activists.

Check your voter registration, friends.

NOTE: I watched that and can tell you that Jared Kushner is an evil man. I strongly suggest you watch it.


You really need to read this:

You can keep your romantic gestures like holding a boom box over your head or boiling a bunny. Real romance is your husband coming home with family size bags of Skittles and Twizzlers.




This is a scene in a clip I watched. The place was littered with GEM vehicles like I own.

Theirs had two seats and no doors, but for some odd reason still thrilled me.

Shower porn



Welcome To Hollywoo


It's a wedding cake for some very rich people who think a lot about themselves.

The University of Michigan recovering a 15000 years old Woolly Mammoth remains discovered in a farmer's field in Lima Township, Michigan.


600-Year-Old Astronomical clock in Prague, Czech Republic displays astronomical information, such as the relative positions of the sun, moon, zodiacal constellations, and sometimes major planets ..

The Dark Forest, Northern Ireland
Now I can understand all the fables warning about the evils that befall children who venture into the woods.

The fish look dead or stunned. Maybe he swats a school with its tail then dines at leisure. 


What a revolutionary wonder idea! Think about it. A hamburger as big as a dinner plate not so absurdly tall that they are unmanageable. 


Attention: Doors Not Closing
Who the fuck would stick their head out of a moving subway?











weaponoffishdestruction@gmail.com said...

Can you feel the love tonight - its a song title.

Anonymous said...

follow up on comment a few days ago..https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/elections-2020/president-trump-tried-to-register-to-vote-in-florida-using-an-out-of-state-address/ar-BB14YXBa
how stupid can he be?

Anonymous said...

C10: the fish are dead. You can see them being dumped in.

MrBenn said...

C9: This is about 15 miles from my home and is referred to as The Dark Hedges - was used in Game of Thrones and is a popular tourist spot

Here is an image of my little girl having fun there recently in daylight

I love your blog and read it every day - keep sefe

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