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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

THURSDAY #4264

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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LET'S THINK FOR A MOMENT


With too high corporate taxes the companies would simply move abroad.
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I remember the film of a young Afghan man who simply didn't know his mother's name. He called her mother. Period.
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Unbelievable. 
^^A4^^

Last photos of the first responders to the fire at the port of Beirut before the explosion on the 4th of August 2020.
 They were sent to their death, to extinguish a fire without being warned about what was stored at the location.
^^A5^^

These Russian protestors were arrested for invisible posters.
 ^^A6^^

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In the middle of an argument, begin calmly folding a blanket if you want the other person to go truly ballistic.
- life lesson every wife knows

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

Remember this poor lady?
 I just realized she is not wearing shoes!
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Did you notice that the ball fell back into the machine?
^^B4^^

Who the hell is in that big a hurry? 
^^B5^^

Formula 1 driver Pierre Gasly performing a catch reaction test.
I'm very impressed, but I do have a question. With his hands atop the other guy's do you think he can feel when the ball is fixing to drop?
^^B6^^

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I couldn't help think of this...
 And this...
 And this...
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No.
^^B9^^

Yes, these are forklifts...racing.
Hear the roar of the engines: CLICK HERE
 ^^B10^^


Remember the guy in the corner pocket?
Here's what it took to get him out.
 ^^B11^^

Not that there's anything wrong with that. 
^^B12^^

You go old girl!
^^B13^^

It looks like the meat comes into direct contact with the coals. 
^^B14^^

But don't her dress fit nice. 
^^B15^^

This woman does not spend much time on the internet.
 ^^B16^^

What would you do? 
^^B17^^

When you dress for the occasion
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Notice all the shoes that came off. 
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My friend told me he weighs himself before and after going to the toilet to see how much his shit weighs and honestly that’s so much better than my method.

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OBJECTS AND ANIMALS OF INTEREST

That cat
Here's a longer version that shows damage.

With clap and screaming: CLICK HERE
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One lady's sunshade...

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I love quilts.
 Each section is filled with batting.
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Lady with giraffe pets...
 I wonder who they feel about these plates that look like their dead brother, Frank.
 I learned my signature sex move from a giraffe...
 My wife did also...
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 Spooky as shit.
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Waist deep in horse taco
 ^^C9^^

Swallowed eel opens heron's throat mid-air to conquer its freedom

^^C10^^

Look for the eye...
Clever girl.
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me what poor mental health looks like?
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes, a good example.

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS


Torque multiplier
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Comet Neowise
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Do commercials really get louder?
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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[verification needed]
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Remember when I used to call it "Women who look like sluts but probably aren't"? Those were the good ole days.
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3 comments:

Burgervan said...

Siamese Werewolves. I think Bob is on the right and Frank has got CRABS or some itchy Shit off some hooker! hahaha :)

Steve said...

One puzzle solution:
when
a=9
b=2
c=5
d=4
e=6
f=1
g=7
h=3
i=8,

then

a+b=11
b+c+d=11
d+e+f=11
f+g+h=11
h+i=11

(Numbers could be flipped horizontally for an alternate solution, i.e., i=9, h=2, etc.)

Anonymous said...

Puzzle:.
a+b
b+c+d
d+e+f
f+g+h
h+i
Total
8 6 14
6 1 7 14
7 4 3 14
3 2 9 14
9 5 14

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