THURSDAY #4271

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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I would have to move...or burn the place down. 
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I've done that. 
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The Guy With Sign is back

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 Here's a test for anxiety they included:

https://quizmentalhealth.space/2020/08/16/anxiety-test/

I learned to do it a little differently. I allow myself to imagine the worst-case scenario then I usually realize that the consequences aren't really that dire.

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                                                                                                  **IKIARBISW 
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Amen! 
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When I see Jehova's Witnesses I talk to them right through my doorbell camera and tell them I’m not home.

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ACTIVITIES IN WHICH I CAN NOT OR WILL NOT PARTICIPATE

This man will attempt to jump to the other post.
What happens?

A. He makes it.

B. He makes it but just barely.

C. He misses the post completely.

D. He only grazes the post then seriously injures himself. 
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D. He only grazes the post then seriously injures himself.  
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Not all heroes wear capes.

Wait for it...

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Anglerfish Costumes

 They nailed it...

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If you advertised that dog shit would improved complexion there would be millions of women rubbing dog shit all over their faces. 
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When you're being arrested but have other places to be.

From grand theft auto to attempted murder in two seconds flat. 
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Police are searching for the woman who drove her car into the Home Depot in Trussville Friday morning. Police said the woman stole some merchandise before driving out of the store and fleeing the scene. 

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The guy placing the balls is very trusting.
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I wonder how many times they had to do that before they got it right. 
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I think the car ran the stoplight.
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That final move. 
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Old news but still inspiring. 
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I knew a caterer who slept with a lot of rockstars. She was in bed with Gregg Allman when Cher called on the phone. 
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You won't believe how this man gets his car into the moving van.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
He's a fucking genius.
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I hope she was worth it!

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This guy...

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Indian man protesting potholes.

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Did somebody order an extra hot pizza?

That may be my favorite clip on the internet. 
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I know it’s not on any calendar but it’s “put on clean underwear” day.

You’re welcome.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

The guy goes to a Jeep rally...

 ...in this.

I think that roller on the front is to facilitate knocking over trees.
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 I used to serve beer in frosted mugs which made them very slippery.

 I could slide the mugs halfway down the bar so that it stopped in front of the appropriate patron AND have the handle turn to face the patron.

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An optical illusion for you. Just some stationary cubes.

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They pointed the telescope at the Whirlpool Galaxy for 6 hours and got this photo with their cellphone.

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Kentucky 'Hadouken' Chicken

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Those became 100% obsolete with the introduction of the computer. I managed to make off with dozens of them. 
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It automatically situates the screw on the tip, but what amazes me is that the washer is prepositioned. 
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Korean waffle

 Yeah, it has a wiener in the middle.

Yummy! 
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Girona, Catalonia. Village on a clifftop.

Or Castellfollit de la Roca in the Girona province - there seemed to be a controversy. 
Not a good place for a sleepwalker.
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Smoke particles of a candle captured on camera.

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 I know you wouldn't laugh at torturing Grandma.

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 So you tell me exactly what heaven will be like. Take as long as you like.

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https://imgur.com/gallery/T2PxxLh

https://imgur.com/gallery/S0fuPzg

https://imgur.com/gallery/dDqNBDV 

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 Good luck.