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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, October 25, 2021

MONDAY #4688

 One Of My Very Own

*There's an alien movie plot in there someplace.
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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES


Pandemic in 60 seconds

And remember, the August '21 surge was totally preventable.
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It's called critical thinking and it's impossible to develop on your own. All of us have to be taught how to think at a higher level but it's well worth the investment.
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Oh, don't stop there. Why do we have to have charities like Wounded Warriors to take care of our vets? Why is it necessary to have a Saint Jude to take care of babies with cancer? If we can pay to build yet another aircraft carrier then we can pay to heal babies with cancer.
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I love these images.
I just want to know where that index finger had been to cause her to react like that.
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New York

As I recall, the city planners designated that the park can never be developed. And it remains a greenspace even though it's some of the most expensive acreages on the planet.
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This is one of my servers who has moved on to better things.
She is one of the sweetest human beings I have ever met. She had a part-time job to help her pay for her degree in International Medicine. She graduated a year before covid hit us. Talk about your trial by fire.
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I was cleaning out my files and before I deleted this I thought I would show it to you one last time.
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I haven't smoked a cigarette in over a month. I STILL want one but boy am I saving a bunch of money.
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The 5th dentist couldn’t answer because she was eating a delicious chimichanga.


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*I added this.
Driving. Dummies.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Do you remember when servers would sell various movie stars' half-eaten rolls or whatever? A practice that was ripe for fraud.
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Got to be Russian.
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*Viewer Contribution: British Humor
*I think she should have used the word 'Bludgeoned' because Americans 'batter' their food before deep frying. We even batter pickles and candy bars.
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I really like how the letters have shadows. Well done.
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Beer snobs bore me. I had one tell me that I didn't know what was good because I was drinking a Bud Light. I have spilled more beer than that kid will ever drink and he felt I needed his advice.

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Pot Sobriety Test

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“Did you adopt your dog?” 

"No, it’s my biological dog."


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PEOPLE UNLIKE THE REST OF US


That guy is probably the butt of a lot of jokes.

Butt. Jokes.
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This guy moved his office up on the roof.
When I was writing I would take my computer to locations similar to a scene in my novel. Maybe he has a roof scene.
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I can imagine after everybody has had their makeup applied, in costume, and in the place, the actress leans to put out her cigarette and the director stops her. "No, the cigarette stays."
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The old Dead Body defense. 
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Let's end this section with some Halloween costume ideas.
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Did you notice her being asked to take off her shoes? Yet they left her toes unpainted.
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I just want a woman to look at me the same way my dog does when I’m eating just about anything.


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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL


Brave baby protects its sedated mommy from wildlife veterinarians

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My mother used to feed squirrels like that. Its name was Phil until it brought down her two babies to meet my mother then it was renamed, Phyllis.
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Australia?
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Swiss traffic

You have GOT to listen to the clang those bells make!
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I don't know if that is true but I did think this is what it would look like to have sex with a rock.
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This is what we all look like when ordering from a food truck...

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Encounter with a mother manatee with a baby 

Did you notice the propellor scars? After that kind of trauma, one would think it would avoid all boats.

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WASP WARRIOR

The bonk of that bowl needs to be heard to believe.
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[Toy Story 5: The College Years]
Girl: Oh, you have a woody.

Andy: Don’t just don’t call it that.


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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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Get it?
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No beer. No wine. No batteries. And what's the deal with "SOAP" and "SOAPS"? And "DELICATESS"?

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Supercell near Leoti, Kansas.

I, of course, would be UNDER my storm cellar.
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Like silk

I imagine the type of wood used makes a huge difference.
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That happens a lot.
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Galton Board demonstrate the law of error and normal distribution

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Commenters seemed to think he was doing the timing. I think the machine does all the timing.
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Jigsaw: Wanna play a game?

Me: Dude, it’s already 11pm. All the other guests have left. Take a hint.


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LIQUIDS


We humans love to live near water.
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Speaking of...

Westerdoc district Amsterdam.

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One step back and he only wets one foot.
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Crystal Cave

She does look a bit overdressed.
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The Fagradalsfjall volcano (Iceland) erupted after 800 years of inactivity

Bjorn Steinbeck has obtained these images with an FPV drone

Did you notice that there is another river of the stuff on the other side of the mountain?
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The beer selection in a supermarket in Finland

Talk about your beer snobs.
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Pumice stones floating on water on Kitadaito Island in Okinawa Prefecture, Japan. The pumice is probably from a submarine volcano in the Ogasawara Islands, about 1000 kilometers away.

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2 comments:

Suppe said...

#B3: That's Rowan Atkinson as "Mr Bean"
BTW: Rowan Atkinson on God:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAag8mgdexk


Puzzle: Correct time is 18:00
17,25/57,5*60=18

Anonymous said...

A8: Absolutely fantastic news. Please keep it up and congratulations!
Raul

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