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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, October 30, 2021

SATURDAY #4693 HALLOWEEN

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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*The resemblance is remarkable.

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HALLOWEEN IDEAS







































And my favorite...

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PONDERABLES


Members of both parties do that. Everyone wants to do whatever they can to make the opposition look bad. 
But there is no excuse for this kind of conflict of interest...
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And now the good news...
Can you imagine living in a country where almost half the people simply "don't believe" in evolution? 
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All football players look the same to LeBron.
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How badly do you have to hate Jews to ignore the mountains of evidence? Literally millions of eyewitnesses.
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And the Americans that do have insurance have to do battle when they get sick or injured just to get them to pay.
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What Star Wars quote should I use during sex?

HAHAHABANANAHA!

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SOURCE LINK
Let us pray.
^^A10^^

We let shit like that slide. And the fake moon landing. And that the CIA shot Kennedy, etc, etc, etc. And now people think that their opinion is better than scientific evidence. We should have come down hard on irrationality from its onset.

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I was using the self-checkout at the grocery store and since I’m such a good customer, I decided to give myself a free case of beer.


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REGRETTABLE MOMENTS


As a gift, the tail was made of cash taped together.
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I would blame the tractor driver for speeding through a congested residential neighborhood with an obvious blind spot.
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The Oh So Confusing Escalator...


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That's not his first rodeo.
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Watch the man in Green

My bet is that he's heading to the liquor store.
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I like to think my wife’s friends stare at me because I’m handsome but it’s probably because they have never seen a potato chip sandwich before.


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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN


Critters having fun on a trampoline

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Is that a wire monocle?
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The expression of the second girl. Utter disgust...knowing he's putting her job at risk.
And...

Wax seal being applied to bottles of bourbon at a distillery

I would go completely insane in the first two hours.
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Speaking of...
When my army friend was sent to Iraq I mailed him some scotch secreted in hot sauce bottles. I used shrink seals like that to keep in the fumes. You just slide it on and apply heat from a hairdryer.
(Those are not my creation.)
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It looks like Vladimir Putin taking it up the ass.
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*MNBT

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The trading among Vikings and other cultures are well known with routes going into far Russia, all the way to Turkey as well as deep into the Roman Empire. All based on findings from Viking Age graves in Scandinavia.

^^C10^^

If my apartment overlooked that I would watch it all day every day.
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A giant python was found in the jungle

The correct title should be:

 “Why is there an excavator in this jungle?”

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McDonald’s is the true nemesis of anyone trying to lose weight.

Their Arch enemy, you might say.


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THINGS THAT PROBABLY CONFUSE A NORMAL PERSON


"Old but gold" read the caption.

I have no idea why that is remotely funny but the comment section lets me know I need to know.
Anybody?
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I heard they were going to put a Starbucks at the upper base camp.
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Tomato Soup?
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????
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Wise and proud...

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Lesbian sex is so complicated.
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Man Pouring Flaming Tar

LONGER VIDEO LINK
I found that fascinating. Especially how his spreading simply puts out the flames. Also, he had a very unique way of pouring it.
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Drugs are a hell of a drug.
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*MNBT = May Not Be True
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