One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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The South is full of stupid people. You don't have to take my word for it. Look at high school dropout rates, college graduation, SAT scores, traffic accidents, etc, etc, etc, and the southern states come in at the bottom. So is it any wonder that we are too stupid to see the advantages of a miracle medical breakthrough that is saving millions of lives around the world?
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I still don't understand why the health insurance companies don't raise their rates for companies with a large percentage of unvaccinated workers.
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We officially live in the Age of Zohnerism.
You may be wondering how I got so smart. Well, I'm not. I know nothing about pandemics and viruses. But I don't know anything about auto mechanics either. That's why if my car malfunctions I take it to an expert. Same with the roof on my house. I call an expert. If I break my hip - I call a fucking expert! And now I find myself under threat from a deadly virus. So what is the smart move? That's right - Ask. An. Expert. This is not rocket science here people. The government has employed very smart people to study viruses their whole lives and I am smart enough to listen to their best advice.
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And with the internet resources available to all of us you have to WANT to stay stupid.
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Let's hope this approach works.
They forgot rubella and tetanus!
Gotta just love those graduates of Facebook University.
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I once mentioned that as an Expressionist artist I threw away (or more accurately - painted over) most of my paintings. When you work with minimal controls you should expect that winners are rare. But I learned more from the rejects than I did my keepers.
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{At the last supper}
Group- “can you believe Jesus just turned this water into wine!”
Me- {cutting up lines of table salt} “Jesus, could you do me a favor?”
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How clever.
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You need to listen to this guy...
Sound On
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Another request for a photoshop - but this one is exceptionally clever.
And...
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Here's one now...
And another...
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Honk for a treat
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The thing people don’t get about Chicago is that yes: it’s wildly expensive. Yes: it’s freezing. And yes: it’s difficult to navigate and the people are unfriendly. BUT the food? Also not good.
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(Haiku Stairs) in Oahu, Hawaii
Who the hell can walk that far...on purpose?!
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Did you notice the little tiny propellers?
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"So, what else did you do during staythefuckathome?"
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What the London underground really looks like
So, that yellow and green one just stops and goes the other way?
How maps distort it...
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This would be the one day I'd choose to go white water rafting...
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A large saw attached to a helicopter is used to cut branches off of trees.
I saw one of those in action one time. I'm still not sure how it keeps from getting knocked sideways.
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As I understand it, the stone, of course, but also the bed, bedding, pillow, and ceiling are worth a whole lot of money from collectors of such things.
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I bet that dog loves the shit out of its rescuer.
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I was once married to a woman who would wash dishes in that pose.
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The Texas City disaster occurred on April 16, 1947, in the Port of Texas City, Texas, at Galveston Bay. A fire started on board the French-registered SS Grandcamp and exploded her cargo of about 2,300 tons of ammonium nitrate. At least 581 were killed.
The deaths included all but one member of the Texas City Fire Department.
I think it was ammonium nitrate that caused that port to explode in Lebanon or wherever recently.
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A kangaroo kicking the shit out of another kangaroo
That bad boy stood on its tail!
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Probably got kicked by a kangaroo.
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Fascinating how the blowhole (nostrils) close at exactly the perfect last moment to prevent water from entering.
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The first person to eat a fortune cookie probably ate the paper too, which is unfortunate.
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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
Russian Actress and Director Film Movie Aboard the ISS
"What a day and age we live in where the International Space Station is now a film set. I wish them all the best and even though I’m not Russian, I look forward to watching the dubbed version of the movie."
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People who take their crosswalks seriously...
And...
Americans prefer a more confrontational approach...
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Why do we watch the game...
I've mentioned on more than one occasion that the most hated part of the game is the fake injuries. Poles in every country show that it ruins the game for many people. I've had people who have played the game tell me that players often writhe on the ground in order to get some rest. If that is true then each team should be given a time out. But I have another solution. I say after each game a player ought to be "awarded" the designation of "Whiner of the Game" or "Snake Bit Little Girl". It would, of course, be a goat award similar to "Come on, man" in the NFL.
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The Arsenal of guns and ammunition was found in Bonnie & Clyde’s car after they were killed in the ambush by law enforcement, 1934.
That big one is a Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR) and it could stop anything the police had.
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Speaking of criminals...
I taught this kid for five years. I don't remember much about him which means he was neither too good or too bad.
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Swimsuits being measured for decency; Venice Beach CA, USA 1929.
Yet he was allowed to touch their butt crack.
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Somebody has been taking lessons.
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As an independent, I often voted Republican but today's Republican Party is unrecognizable to what it used to be.
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I once ran into an old friend and asked him what was new. He said, "I had sex with a ballerina." I asked him how she was and he said, "Agile."
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