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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

WENESDAY #4690

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Replace your airbag with an inflatable shark to confuse the shit out of the responding paramedics.


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PONDERABLES


^^A1^^

????
^^A2^^

That is an example of antisemitism pure and simple. 
So it has begun again.

^^A3^^


*MNBT

^^A4^^

*Verification Required
I keep asking and no one responds so here I go again - if them holding more wealth than the middle 60% doesn't scare the shit out of you, what percentage would? 70? 80? 99?
^^A5^^

^^A6^^


^^A7^^

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(first day at law school)

Me: When do we learn about the law of gravity?

Prof: We don’t.

Me: This is BULLSHIT.

*flips table*

*table floats up to ceiling*


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GET LEARNT


NASA Parker Solar Probe footage of Earth swimming in a sea of stars amidst the Milky Way

The Moon was too close to Earth to be resolved. The background star near Earth is Spica.

*Of course it is.

^^B1^^

I bet there's a lot of trial and error to select the right chemical.
^^B2^^

Heating а tent with a log torch

^^B3^^

Why the heck do U.S. plugs have holes in them?

Spoiler: To help in manufacturing.
^^B4^^

I am honored to have lived long enough to see things like this...



And there are billions of those things near us...
^^B5^^

What I was hoping the rovers would find on Mars.

The fossilized creature, by the way, is called Jimbacrinus Bostocki or Australian Crinoid.

^^B6^^

Speaking of...

Inside fossilized dinosaur bone

^^B7^^

World Map With True Country Size And Shape

Whirlpool in...

VIDEO LINK

Whirlpool out...

^^B9^^

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Me: I’m switching to a plant-based diet.

House plants: *look at each other nervously*


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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


*Viewer Contribution

I posted this a long time ago...

My British friend made these...


^^C1^^

^^C2^^

Cowmurai

^^C3^^

Until you have to drag that thing back to your house.
^^C4^^

I almost missed what he was using as a glove.
^^C5^^

^^C6^^

I didn't do that when my daughter got her Ph.D. because I never even considered that she would be rejected.
^^C7^^

My daughter knew EXACTLY how to play it and could clear the board almost every time.
^^C8^^

Another Viewer Modification...
^^C9^^


^^C10^^

^^C11^^

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The cable guy was on my street and asked me what time it was.

I told him it’s between 8am and 12pm.


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*I am a big fan of the absurd.
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AND AWRY WE GO


That kid is going places.
^^D1^^

What my Photoshop guy did...
What I did...
^^D2^^

I think I saw that movie.
^^D3^^

^^D4^^

^^D5^^

^^D6^^

^^D7^^

I don't want to be a spoilsport but some garbage men are a little...testy...
And this was a real possibility...
^^D8^^

When your GPS isn't updated...

^^D9^^

^^D10^^

It was stated that he was trying to circumvent his ankle bracelet.
^^D11^^

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*What does that even mean?
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GOD DAMN!
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I agree 100%.
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His Situational Awareness is not worth a shit.
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5 comments:

Burgervan said...

A7: Henning Wehn is fantastically funny and appears on British television a lot. Not enough for my liking.

Anonymous said...

A2: It connotes white women with a sexual preference for black men. It can be seen on tee shirts or even as a tatoo. Also a way for a white woman to let potential black lovers know she is available.

Anonymous said...

^^C5^^ It was a woman who caught the ball with her prosthtic leg. https://www.thedenverchannel.com/lifestyle/video-chicago-white-sox-fan-catches-ball-with-prosthetic-leg

Ralph Henry said...

Yeah, Anon, I said I ALMOST missed it.

Anonymous said...

A5: Reaganomics was where my threshold was passed.
Somewhere around 20% I guess.

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