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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, November 20, 2021

SATURDAY #4714

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PEOPLE


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The safety factor decreases with each MPH increase.

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THAT BASTARD!

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Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, and Lee Van Cleef on the set of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Another example of perfect casting.

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Not me. When my wife has cold feet I like to hold them to my chest. Of course, I'm a foot guy...and a great husband...most of the time.

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Speaking of feet...

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STORYTIME: When I read The Stand by Stephen King I knew I could do better and started writing. And when I saw the image above I knew I could do better and started making OOMVOs.

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You need to look up what his shitbag daughter did.

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Remember this?

I can't stand the idea of copying pranks seen on the internet. Think for yourself. Invent your own damn pranks.

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Nope. Not going to comment on that.

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What can you do when your in-laws give uncomfortably long hugs while greeting you?

Search their pockets. You might want to ask if they’re carrying anything sharp like knives or needles.

I know that now.

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*I almost missed that.

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PLACES


"Romans call it The Wedding Cake and they hate it, apparently. At least that’s what my tour guide told me."

*It is a little...busy.

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I love watching these...

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A demonstration of belted and unbelted students on a school bus during an accident...

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Not everyone is impressed with your new boat...

Poop Deck?

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I had a mishap with a skunk one time. I had to strip outside and hose myself off using soap and that didn't remove all the stench.

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How the hell does he learn to do that?

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If anyone is looking for a quick and affordable hair removal system, you’re welcome to come over and use my grill.

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THINGS


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An ingenious piece of Victorian luggage (c.1890) converts from steamer trunk to dresser so the traveler does not have to unpack.

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I haven't a clue.

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I seem to remember that trees existed before the bacteria that would break them down and any fallen tree would just lay there.

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But you have to respect that kind of power...

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His wife asked him to put a cat door in the corner of the door.

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I love how my wife cuts all the bearded dragon’s food up into itty bitty pieces like that’s how she finds it in the wild.

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PONDERABLES


All I'm advocating is that you take your doctor's advice. For that, I'm a radical. THAT is how irrational Americans are now.


I hate that people always make science too complicated. It's literally just "check if you were correct in a repeatable way" That's it! They disagree with anything that challenges their beliefs.

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Sound familiar?


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Yeah, but working for yourself has two big advantages: The boss will give you a day off when you really need it, and the boss will give you a hand job from time to time.

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How did this happen? So many people believe a person they can't identify.

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Never, ever throw water on a grease fire!

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She HAS GOT to be the boss.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: "Sixty Two"
Mrs Ralph Henry's husband would be Ralph Henry.

Anonymous said...

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi0V8OWLPtOpQYV_Gz4cnJ_LjVF_KonAZXYLZmtJyX31vPWZmHfkI6Hzy0-fSeWgHNTiGLGE0XXEDL_DPwwDd_8Dow9WQHEAl3qhEZ6ngSDiRY4XtFXXQuj-qqAgiwa-Vz1GuY-VaITGm5ow3LjLu5AyACGrvuM2hSKIBixIUvVuFAjhjoUjvURQvIuxA=w640-h484

The judge never said that, it's just more twisting of the facts by the media that started before the trial.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear cartoon hating Anon,
It's a fucking cartoon! Cartoons don't have to be true.
You need to lighten up, man.
RH

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