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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, November 7, 2021

SUNDAY #4701

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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My man Aaron is in distress.

Karon Rodgers

Aaron stated that homeopathy treatment gave him immunity. Jeez. That he got covid anyway should tell you everything you need to know about homeopathy.

I'm very close to cutting the stupid bastard loose.

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I have mentioned before that I live a mile or so from the stadium where my beloved Gamecocks play football.

Last night we were playing Florida in that stadium and I watched the game on TV for most of the first quarter, then I headed to my studio to watch the remainder. As I stepped into my driveway only feet from my studio door I heard the roar of the crowd from the stadium so loudly I thought it was something in front of my house and I knew something wonderful had happened.

Suffice to say the Gamecocks haven't beaten Florida yet, but we are ahead and looking tough. We shall see.

Such things make me smile.

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PONDERABLES


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"Choosing."

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Think of all the folks who are just fine with a couple of guys controlling most of the wealth in this country.
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Inventor of Shredded Wheat: What if you could eat wicker furniture.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


*MNBT

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A story in 2 acts. 

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"KERN"
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"Hold my beer."
And...
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That reminds me of that old joke where the little girl walked in on her parents having sex so the mother explained that it is just the way we get babies. A few days later she walked in on her mother giving her father head and said, "Is that how you get babies, too?" And the mother said, "No, dear, that's how you get jewelry."
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*I weep for the future.
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????
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*I do not recognize all of them.

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*Viewer Contribution

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My wife thinks she was able to finally get rid of my favorite chair on the neighborhood free page except it’s actually me coming to pick it up later.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


NASA Cockpit

*Danny Contribution

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That man is on the way to the ER with something stuck up his ass if I've ever seen one.

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"Please throw the ball."
"Okay, but you have to take your brother with you."
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I'm thinking Russian.
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What are the chances?
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You know what they say about men who can make a woman laugh.
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Woman: Oh sorry, I thought you worked here.

Me, in line at a haunted house: WOW.

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MORE SERIOUS MATTERS


I loved everything there was to love about my babies.
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Vardzia is a cave monastery site in southern Georgia, excavated from the slopes of the Erusheti Mountain on the left bank of the Kura River, thirty kilometers from Aspindza. 

The main period of construction was the second half of the twelfth century. Four distinct building phases have been identified at Vardzia: the first during the reign of Giorgi III (1156–1184), when the site was laid out and the first cave dwellings excavated; the second between his death and the marriage of his successor Tamar in 1186, when the Church of the Dormition was carved out and decorated; the third from that date until the Battle of Basian c.1203, during which time many more dwellings, as well as the defenses, water supply, and irrigation network, was constructed; while the fourth was a period of partial rebuilding after heavy damage in the earthquake of 1283. Tamar was a woman.

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The biggest mountain in the solar system

We all appreciate great paintings, music, architecture, landscapes on Earth and think nothing of looking at them over and over. I'm that way with space stuff.

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This is what happens when double-glazed windows are submerged in water.

"Got about 8ft of water in my house courtesy of Ida. This is a basement window, about chest high. Contractors were so tickled to show me their creation today, I'm keeping him. His name is Nemo. Probably going to add sea monkeys. And glitter."
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Wingfoilspeeding 45.7km p/h

Imagine if you saw 50,000 of those streaking toward Omaha Beach.
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Tijuana Jones and the Temple of IPoopedmyselfalilbit

They are all dressed oh so similarly.
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Turkish photographer Mehmet Aslan has won “photo of the year” at the Siena International Photo Awards 2021 with this picture of a Syrian refugee boy and his father in Reyhanli, Turkey

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What the hell has that thing been eating?!
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Speaking of...

Psycho Squirrel Randomly Attacks Guy's Face In His Garage

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

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Most accidents are caused by excessive speed.
Example #1

Example #2
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That thing is easily rolled out and placed on the rails.
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If somebody filmed me doing that I would get off my back and immediately remove their sim card.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Robin said...

B17.

L-R Bob Geldof; Bob Hope; Bob Monkhouse; Bob Marley; Bob Ross; Bob Hoskins; Bob Mortimer; Bob Dylan

Burgervan said...

b17: from left to right. Geldoff (Scruffy scrounger who was lead singer in a shit band and couldn't sing for toffee). Hope (Useless english "Comedian" who conned millions of Americans into laughing at Fuck ALL). Monkhouse (Another useless english "Comedian"/ TV presenter that only made british morons laugh a bit). Marley (Fantastic singer/songwriter from Jamaica). Ross (Terrible painter who conned millions around the world into appreciating absolutely ghastly and totally generic paintings of the same shit week after week that he knocked up in half an hour). Hoskins (Pretty good british actor who could do absolutely ANY accent as long as it was of a Cockney villain). Mortimer (Fantastic comedian and one half of Very funny duo Vic & Bob who make me piss myself laughing). Dylan (Great songwriter who has probably the worst voice You'll ever hear). :)

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