One Of My Very Own
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Why do people get so upset about bad haircuts? Name one other problem that resolves itself quietly over time while you wait.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
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Dad Humor...
A guy at a bar once told me, "If you aren’t tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks while laughing maniacally, your curly mustache is going to waste."
THINGS THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT
Mammograms, camera tube us my ass, finger up my ass, dental checkups, yearly blood tests, eye exams, etc, etc.
More rightwing monuments:
"When a male surgeon treats a female patient, that patient is 16 percent more likely to experience complications, 20 percent more likely to remain in the hospital for longer, and 32 percent more likely to die than if they were treated by a female surgeon."
When I was young doctors made house calls. They would tote their bag and hand out drugs. They were often paid with a loaf of freshly baked bread or a basket of produce or the services of a wayward step-daughter...or son, but that's a whole nother horse of some other color.
Ski lift stuck over burst pipe.
There's an involuntary enema joke in there someplace.
My wife is only one Amazon purchase away from selling pictures of my feet covered in the cookie dough to strangers on the internet...again.
NAUGHTY BITS
Look carefully...
I’m praying for you, so if a bird shits on your car right after you wash it…that’s from me.
THINK POSITIVE
This guy just bought a house, inherited this cool uranium glass lamp.
There are towns in Montana and such places that have so few people that their high schools play 9-Man Football.
*Before covid, my wife used to hang out in a coffee shop that employed only disabled people.
So, what did you do during staythefuckathome?
1 comment:
In reference to D2
There are towns in Montana that are so small they play 6 man football. I know, I'm from one of them.
JNR
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