THURSDAY #4775

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

*Viewer Contribution

I did notice that there appear to be differences - The corner.

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*viewer contribution

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All my work lately has been with reclaimed wood. I can't afford store-bought anymore.

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*another Danny contribution

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My wife is the nicest person I have ever met...until you disrespect someone in her presence.

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We found the guy who gets high on the job. 

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Imagine if a woman had to orgasm to get pregnant by a man. There would be like 11 people in the world.

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QUESTIONS QUESTIONS

This is from a couple of weeks ago:

"I can't believe nobody spotted the mountain missing in your spot the difference. It was the first difference I saw. The missing person slightly north/east of the center was an obvious 'red-herring'!"

I need your help. It is exceedingly difficult to find new puzzles. I know how much many of you people like the Puzzle Time but my supply is running dangerously low. If you run across anything I might use PLEASE send it to me. Thanks in advance.

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Reason #5632 that I don't live Upnorth...

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Americans seem to shun even great ideas if they didn't originate here. Think universal healthcare.

BTW I read that roundabouts save gas, time, and reduce accidents.

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Why wouldn't they just ship them pre-belted?

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I think I have posted that before but I can't remember what this is. I'm going to go with a bastardized schnitzel. Anybody?

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Can I assume the one in the front is a model?

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Could that be factual? How do you back the nose in one out of that mess?

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Did he think no one would notice?

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But it wasn't backward. It appears with the stars on the right about half the time.

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I like people inventing their own traditions.

But what the hell is this all about?

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I get almost daily offers from companies that will get Folio Olio's numbers up...for a fee. I call that cheating. Surely advertisers have ways to see through the charade.

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Stoney 1st Nation Member Samson Beaver, wife Leah, and their dau. 1907

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Howard Morris?

You may know him as Ernest T. Bass

No disrespect intended.

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Someone once told me if the recipient of anal sex farts, the fart gas will travel through the urethra, and the pressure will make his balls explode.

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PONDERABLES

How the CDC would act in a zombie outbreak

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Covid has taught me so much about Americans. Like if aliens started invading Earth half of us would be like "No they're not".

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Don't Look Up

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I found out more about the movie Don't Look Up

Topical indeed.

I Don’t Think He Is Acting In This Clip...

-sound on-

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She sounds like some of my commenters...

But covid and losing our Democracy IS my business!

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Each one of these dots is the site on which there is scaffolding.

But the vast majority is not scaffolding in its traditional usage but rather Sidewal Sheds to protect pedestrians from falling debris.

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But what if there aren't enough jobs that pay a living wage? Get a degree to up your salary range? They have priced that out of reach to all but the rich.

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The guy who built and lived in my house until he died was a George Wallace supporter. I showed you the GW tag he had on his car and today I found this.

Of course, he really meant "STAND UP FOR WHITE AMERICA".

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*Verification Requested

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You may have gleaned from my writings that I am not a fan of doing everything just like everybody else. But most Americans think they have "made it" if they wear the same clothes as everyone else, have the same hairdo, drive the same upscale car, smell the same, talk the same, etc, etc. I pity those people.

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Every president has declared infrastructure as their priority but only Joe Biden did something about it.

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I think this is a wonderful photograph.

I'm assuming the rest of you think she's naked as do I.

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It irks me that on EVERY show on which they are building or cooking something there is ALWAYS something that goes wrong at the last moment. That's a cheap drama trick that Americans fall for every time.

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I'm terrified that the next variant will wreak havoc on us. But a doctor said that the variants seem to have a rule that goes something like this: The more contagious it gets the less-lethal it is. And visa versa. [*Verification Requested]

My fear is that the virus will break that rule and become very contagious AND kill everyone who gets it.

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He looks so proud of himself.

I bet he practiced in front of a mirror for hours.

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Polish railbus driver tells passengers to get down just before a collision with a truck.

I suggest a panic button at each crossing that could warn any approaching train of the hazard.

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The path of inner peace begins with four simple words:

Not my fucking problem.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Tardigrade.

Little fucker expends a lot of energy just moving around.

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That guy knows what he's doing.

I once said that with enough steak scraps I could have taught my dog to talk.

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Still calls it a fucking idiot.

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I bet these shoes take some getting used to...

Yes, they do...

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Dogs are entertaining without even trying...

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"Hey, Baby, come here often?"

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Flying high above all the danger...

That one lone feather.

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To-go food?

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Let's not forget that they can dive and run.

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Chickenhead S8000

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They suffered from intestinal worms.

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From Google: Most anglerfish are less than a foot long, but some can be up to 3.3 feet (1 meter) in length!

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The importance of reading the instructions - the drain hole should have been covered.

But it unclogged the sink anyway.

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The diving headfirst into such shallow water could have broken his neck.

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There's a honeymoon joke in there somewhere.

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