TUESDAY #4920

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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READ ALL ABOUT IT

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They left out the openly racist shit.

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*I need someone to explain that to me.

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*MNBT

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Why do the British talk about the weather so much?

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I didn't go to the gym today but I did dry heave a few times while cleaning behind the toilet so I got some abs in.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

I do that sometimes and I did it on a couple of the MP4s at the end of this section.

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*Viewer contribution

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"I know what I got."

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Husband sleeps before a big night out...

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We call it "Oppressive Heat" down here.

Our summer road trip through the northern plains states yielded hundreds of road blocks due to construction.

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The Texas capital has an interesting floor.

The designer knew exactly what he was doing.

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Little Dog Spoof

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Leg Gag

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Prison Rudeness

-sound on-

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Altered Crow

-sound on-

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Car "Chase"

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Face Wax  (my favorite)

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I was accused of showing beautiful women and then criticizing women who try to improve their appearance. But think of this: Women curl their straight hair and straighten curly hair, fake lashes, fake nails, shave every hair below the neck, tattoo eyebrows, breast enlargements, liposuction, and spend an hour each morning applying makeup. That sounds like an obsession to me. 

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Before I got married I didn't realize "what do you want to watch?" was a rhetorical question.

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I think it's wonderful when you hand your dog a treat and they are like, "Thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me."

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

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I've posted that before but I just noticed that the pictures don't match.

Here's my enlargement of the wall and the image they provided. They don't match.

Why?

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I came across a photo essay of a family's camping experience.

They had a great tent.

They discovered this wonder...

But then there's this...

I seem to remember reading that it's a felony just to have one of those in your possession.

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Dar al-Hajar (Imam's Rock Palace), is perched atop a pinnacle of rock in Wadi Dhar Valley, near Sanaa in Yemen. built-in 1930.

Almost looks edible, doesn't it?

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Captured German Etrich Taube monoplane, on display in the courtyard of Les Invalides, Paris 1915.

Here it is in the air.

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I've taught a thousand 11-year-olds to do that.

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Estimating 10 seconds for a free drink.

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Cat Bubble

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The Dingo Took My Baby

-sound on-

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Turtles on a Log

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"Snatch" and Grab

"How dare you!! I was just checking the fit before I buy."

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I texted my wife a joke that was so bad she sent me an audio recording of her screaming about my worthlessness.

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Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go full ape shit sometimes?

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DANGER, DANGER, DANGER

Ukrainian S21 Gvozdika

They need hundreds of those.

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Notice the very gentle recoil. When I shot my first M16 I commented that its kick was only a little more than a .22.

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I corresponded with a graffiti artist in Kyiv before the war and haven't heard from him since. I really hope that young man is safe and well.

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President Zelensky awards a medal posthumously.

He looks so very sad.

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I made a $5 bet with a Canadian viewer on hockey. I lost, of course. I'm going to pay it off with two $2 bills and one $1 bill in this configuration.

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And that's why we wear a helmet.

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But helmets won't protect you against all mishaps...

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Wait for it...

I've always been fascinated by our need to be frightened. You genuinely feel that fear when a film does its job.

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Fire Photon Torpedos!

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Knife on a Rope Pro

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