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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

WENESDAY #4921

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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A guy older than me at the bar asked what Minecraft was and I told him it was Hitler's lesser-known second book about his love of knitting.

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Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy enough.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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Speaking of idiots...

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I've seen shit like this, too...

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I don't get it. Anybody?

"Spoon of corn"/unicorn link?

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Triple-digit heat here in SC and it's only June.

My cable box keeps flashing warnings that it's too hot and it's in my air-conditioned office! I finally had to blow a fan on it.

But at least I don't have to shovel snow.

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Taco salads are great if you don't want anyone noticing that you're eating 20 tacos.

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Ladies, never date a guy who has a camera but doesn't have a bathroom door.

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ON BEING HUMAN


China. Shenzhen, when two people were standing on the side of the road talking, an electric moped suddenly started and hit a man.

It looks like the kid pushing the cart willed it.

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There's a "Are you glad to see me" joke in there someplace.

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The Finnish MP Sanna Marin celebrates as Finland wins the world cup of ice hockey.

It's easy to like that lady.

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Why do we tolerate such behavior?

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*Brilliant!

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We used to eat snacks when we were up to our elbows inside a nuclear missile.

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I imagine any place is a better place to eat than inside that tank.

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I love the way one of her foot is keeping the other foot warm.

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At that point, foreplay is aggravated assault.

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Teamwork

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The Jumper

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Genocide in Mariupol

It will take generations before the Ukrainians' hatred of the Russians abates.

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Parents who never saw armed combat are raising children who have.

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I think it would be a great idea if Walmart had an upper-level observation deck with a full bar.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Old illustrations of electrical hazards

I found this one the most confusing...

And this one looks like the British PM...

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A couple of unaltered photographs

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A chain and washer pump

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It's called Wake & Bake

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Try to figure out how to remove the ring before scrolling down.

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That is one of my pet peeves. But I wonder if it's easier to see in a theater.

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Guard Dog

-sound on-

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Moose charges Grizzly who killed one of its calves in Montana.

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Odd Turtle Behavior

Can anyone explain that to me?

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What does this depict?





11 comments:

Anonymous said...

B12: Reminds me of BLM.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/blms-millions-go-unaccounted-for-after-leaders-quietly-jump-ship

Anonymous said...

B2: I like money too but i never got that excited over money. Well I use a, you know, straight bank.

Anonymous said...

B5: I’ll bet they then turned around and got rid of the union.

Anonymous said...

A10. The 'Its not goodbye, its see you later' picture refers to sweetcorn's habit of passing through the body undigested, and re-appearing during excretion.

ponder said...

Puzzle Time
Metronome?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metronome

Anonymous said...

^^C10^^ - Is a tortoise not a turtle ...

Gunker2 said...

A10
Corn can pass through the digestive tract pretty intact.

Gunker2 said...

Puzzle time

metro-(g)nomes

Larry said...

A10 corn in your poop, I’ll see you later......

ponder said...

Gunker2 said...
A10
Corn can pass through the digestive tract pretty intact.


That explains why I battle with popcorn.

Anonymous said...

A12.... Wait, hold my beer. I live in Arizona. It's only 112 degrees now, but 120 degrees is just around the corner.

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