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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

TUESDAY #5025

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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OBJECTS WHICH ARE SELDOM SEEN


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They steal Spam...and only the Black Pepper kind.

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What was a witch doing keeping a bucket full of water around the castle anyway?

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A conservative is someone who sees that they changed "oriental flavor" to "soy sauce flavor" on Top Ramen and starts buying guns about it.

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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED


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^^B2^^

There seems to be a lot of that going around...

I think that the men carrying the stretcher should be out of step to stop the bouncing.

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I think he knew exactly what he was doing.

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Oh, my.

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But then...

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I think she knew what she was doing also.

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Them: Depluralize a film. I'll go first. Jaw.

Me: 

"Tree Gump." 

"One Dalmation."

 "A Lion and Prejudice."

"Schindler's Item."

"Indiana Jone."

"A Crow on the Orient Express".

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Feeling good about yourself? Have a kid draw a picture of you.

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EFFECTIVE SOLVING PROBLEMS


Canadian inventor Troy Hurtubise tests his armored grizzly bear protection suit.

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A whole family of carnival barkers.

You can find it in the brainwashing section.

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It doesn't get much queenier than this...

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Probably the Sistine Chapel.

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How to not actually solve problems.

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Every time I see an image like that I think of my friend Marques who got caught dropping a transmission out of a Vet and the judge gave him an option of military or jail. He chose wisely.

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So, I'm not the only one.

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My wife told me it was my turn with the serotonin.

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The Russian Army is losing so badly that Putin is at risk of losing the support of the Republican Party.

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WHEELED VEHICLES


Battery Exchange

Years ago I showed you a prototype of an automobile battery exchange whereby you drove into a bay very much like a car wash and the old battery pack was lowered out of the car and a new one installed in mere minutes. But now I understand that new electric cars can be fully charged in 15 minutes.

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A perfect example of gridlock.

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No lights, no traffic signs.

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I'm not fat shaming. I'm just wondering how she got in there.

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I'd like to invest money in whoever makes those tie-down straps.

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A truck that won't hold a sheet of plywood (or motorcycle) is no truck at all.

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Does that thing have a reverse to get out of there?

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If it works.

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When I see equipment like that I am amazed that I can buy a spool of copper wire for a couple of bucks.

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How does he get off and on? A balcony?

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More Chair Scooter
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New York Drivers

That wasn't road rage. It was a planned and targeted robbery.

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What's an alternative (silly) meaning for these symbols?





3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A truck that won't hold a sheet of plywood (or motorcycle) is no truck at all.
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Loading that bike diagonally it would fit just fine, done it many times myself. Why the owner had to cut the truck only he would know...

Crashsq said...

puzzle time swimming in bacon. squiggle wavy bacon lines. Looks lie the guy is swimming. But, could also be Death by Bacon

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Crashssq, Come over here and smell this bacon.
Sorry, but my well is running dry.
RH

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