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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

WENESDAY #5026

One Of My Very Own

*I added the bowl of wings to that picture and think I did an admirable job of it.

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS


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I used to have a section called "Women Who Look Like Sluts But Probably Aren't" but I got called out on it when someone astutely asked 'what's wrong with being a slut'?
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That's right, gay marriage could have prevented 9/11.

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Signs, signs, everywhere the signs...


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Ha! I bought this hot water bottle in Paris.

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By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you have left in life.

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Did you know that the raccoon - at least if Roman Catholic - is also known as the "washing bear" because George Washington, first president of the Teamsters Union, was known to keep several at his Las Vegas estate.

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PEOPLE


Rule #39

That's the rule covering the requirement that nudity is the dress of preference when in the middle of nowhere.

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That only works if you have no conscious.

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And some people say tattoos lessen a woman's beauty. HA!

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It has always fascinated me how people copy the attire of people they don't even know.

And I am not passing judgment on that style one way or the other, but it does show a complete disregard for originality.

See, I think this guy is infinitely more interesting that the same old bullshit.

And say what you will about this guy but boring he is not.

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This guy is back...



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While writing my novels I always asked myself what a normal person would do in this or that circumstance and not once did I have a character run down the middle of a road if she was being chased by a person in a wheeled vehicle. Not. Once.

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My advice to parents is to quit asking their kids to pose. Candid shots of them reading or playing with a pet is always better than fake smiles. And get down on their level.

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My neighbor told me that I can no longer beat possums to death with a shovel.

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God loves titties.

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PLACES


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What a wonderful idea.

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That same thing happened when cavemen lived there.

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I bet reversed it looks like she summoned it down from the heavens.

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Chinese skyscraper engulfed in flames

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And a good time was had by all.

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Russians cut in a Z on a nose of a dog on now liberated territory

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Seaweed Farm

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DART final image, the yellow square is 16 meters of side

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I'm glad events like that only occur spasmatically because my dick can only get so hard for so long.
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Girlfriends are temporary. 

Ex-girlfriends are forever.

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But then something happened that the ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable - a Hobbit, the same fucking thing that just had it for like 500 years.

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THINGS


An ancient box maker like me.

A 700-year-old well-preserved lacquer coffin dating back to the Yuan Dynasty (1206-1368), was discovered in east China's Jiangsu Province in 2018.

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If there was audio I am sure we could hear the cat laughing.

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When I first married I only had a popcorn popper that we used on everything from soup to scrambled eggs.

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You may have noticed that I post a lot of homemade motorcycles.

I think they fascinate me because I neither weld nor know anything about motors.

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That reminds me of that mural I painted in the middle of racehorse country.

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The discovery of an ancient Maya statue deep within the jungles of Honduras, 1885.

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Confused pony...

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And a good time was had by all.

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Those little "feet".

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He has several different styles employing the same technique.

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Fire Food

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4 comments:

Wrekreation said...

Kudos to you on your "One of My Very Own".

Anonymous said...

B4 ..... You said, "And I am not passing judgment on that style one way or the other, but it does show a complete disregard for originality." That's pretty much how I feel about everyone getting tattoos. Yay, you got a tat, just like everyone else!

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B4 Anon, But mine are one of a kind, Sparky, so unique that to the chagrin of my wife women stop me on the street and ask to have sex with me.
RH

Inchworm said...

puzzle
1st presidential visit to mars colony. Secret service escort.

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