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ADVICE AND OPINIONS
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You fucking fascist bastards need therapy.
How can any American not know that we should be able to do with our dicks whatever it is we want to do with our dicks? And it's none of your fucking business.
So what would shock you as far as new technology in 50 or so years?
That is embarrassingly true.
And remember, China didn't "take" your job. The corporation gave your job to a Chinese person because he worked cheaper and fuck you is why.
A Cautionary Tale
I bought a truckload of crush n' run for my rental driveway. But when he got there we realized he couldn't spread it with the truck because of the low-hanging magnolia limbs. So, he just dumped it all at the end of the drive and I had to hire two guys with shovels and wheelbarrows to help me spread it. There is still a hump where the pile started when I just said, "That's good enough, fuck it."
Please listen to this.
Have you ever met someone who was so selfishly nasty that all you could do was estimate the number of bricks it would take to seal them in the basement?
I think I've seized the wrong fucking day.
CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
Deer and ants exhibiting identical behavior.
I thought the tattoo artist had never seen a horse and gave it a mouth like a dog...then I enlarged it.
The newly discovered tardigrade hails from Rokua National Park in the North Ostrobothnia region of Finland, where researchers found it living on lichen and moss in a dune forest.
(sorry I forgot the source)
Bull Playing Fetch
One Dogpower
Me yelling at a squirrel to get out of the road so it's not squished by a car is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.
Just a gentle reminder that sometimes your brain can be a lying piece of shit.
PEOPLE OF NOTE
"Let me show you how to do it right."
- blue shirt guy probably
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Earlier in this post, I asked what future technology would surprise you. I think we need to look at what we do now that we hate. Like having to haul ice upstairs to cool food was hated a solution was found. With that said, I want somebody to do something about how fragile the human mouth is. The amount of maintenance is staggering. I want something done about that.
Did you notice the spelling on his sweater?
How I met my wife...
I was like a deer in headlights.
Speaking of...
Members of the Edinburgh Ladies’ Climbing Club, circa 1908.
And...
I don't see any safety ropes.
Who is that? It kind of looks like Messi.
I really like when people place classical figures in modern settings. Danny?
That reminds me of the old bartender in a local dive...a famous dive, but a dive nonetheless. Everyone calls her Momma Duck and one night my wife asked the owner how she got that name.
One of the largest Army basic training bases is located right outside of town and during the Vietnam War troops would go straight from boot camp into combat. After closing, the young lady later known as Momma Duck would take every soldier due to be shipped out into the parking lot to fuck each and every one of them. When the lights went out the lady would lead the way and with all those soldiers trailing behind she looked like a momma duck.
When I am bored I go on Pornhub and leave comments like this: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
And...
Whoever fixed it up between takes did a really good job.
Here's a backup in case that doesn't load.
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To convert to MPH multiply by 6 and drop the last number: 100X6=60MPH.
Do you think they are living?
Before was was was was was is.
Well, shit.
This ultra-reflective jacket must be the paparazzi's worst nightmare.
If it worked on warships it will surely work on a motorcycle.
My favorite part of living in Germany.
I would have starved to death without street vendors.
Qatar Stadiums
But alas...
Hearts of Stone
There were so many potential Hearts Of Stone in that clip I lost count.
Unusual Saw Blade
Do any of you fine people know anything about that?
Unusual Drone
When the moon
hits your eye
like it's 4:45
that's November.
Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.
LISTEN TO THIS
Car Start Laugh
One of my all-time favorites...
Hallmark Christmas Movie
Jodi Benson's recording for The Little Mermaid (1998)
I was on the peripheries of the advertisement business long enough to have witnessed the hours it took to record a background song for a commercial.
Warehouse Singers
WKRP Classic
And here's what that means.
A nice teaching aid.
Some physics lessons are harder than others.
5 comments:
A5: An anti-free speech fascist would say.
Remember how the Club Q shooter in Colorado was found out to be "non-binary" and not right-wing and then the entire media shut up about it immediately?
A-3
Could have been worse.
They could be in Seattle, Portland, or Minneapolis killing a few folks and causing billions of dollars in damage.
The puzzle. Time: I'm going to guess 2688. Did this in my head since 8 is the only single digit number divisible by 4.
^^A3^^ they also deserve a punch in the face, but maybe that's just me.
^^A4^^ the apparent fascination with dicks and pussy on the part of the Republicans is amusing, but also dangerous to many folks
^^E5^^ still waiting for the pig to chime in
Puzzle: 1343. 1 is one quarter of 4. 3 is three times the first digit.
Raul
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