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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, January 23, 2023

MONDAY #5143

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WORDS FORMING SENTENCES


Losing your shit over drag queens says a whole lot more about you than it does about them. They just want to be left alone - you just want to fuck with people. Hating a lifestyle that doesn't affect you in the slightest is a sure indicator that you are in desperate need of therapy.

^^A1^^

^^A2^^

Really? Wouldn't that just be a lack of empathy?

^^A3^^

I had to take a class in Excel to get recertified to teach. I cheated on every single aspect.

^^A4^^

I was constantly asked to donate my art with the caveat "it will be great exposure". 

^^A5^^

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After vowing to be less political, that's kind of how I feel. But when I find a politician doing something hilarious I feel justified in sharing it.

Case in point:

If you come across a Democrat caught lying through their teeth please send it to me.

^^A7^^

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Consider how many of your problems would go away if you were a watercolor illustration of a small hen in an apron.

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Me (insane) talking to my wife (also insane): You are not insane and neither am I.

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PEOPLE


^^B1^^

I regret not being able to give my grandson a dog.

^^B2^^

He shoots bullets mere inches from your head...

And he didn't even reduce his speed.

^^B2^^

When dealing with this...

I would have just shortened the decorative trim so I could slide the board in.

^^B3^^

I've seen it done much more efficiently with a coat hanger with a sharpened hooked end.

^^B4^^

Did you wait for it?

^^B5^^

^^B6^^

Urban antics...

^^B7^^

I often react to misfortunes much the same way.

^^B8^^

Without the fuse, it is relatively inert...I think.

^^B9^^

I could see the children of the early homo sapiens doing that in the mud beside the river on which they camped.

And a good time was had by all.

^^B10^^

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My art is even more awesome than AI's because I'm not even all that intelligent.

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The last time I actually went to a cinema I just sat there wondering if the outside world was being vaporized while I was watching the movie.

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PLACES


I once read that getting them up was no problem but then they refused to walk down the stairs. Is that true?

^^C1^^

How very unusual.

^^C2^^

I'm not sure I understand that.

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There are far, far easier ways to do that.

^^C6^^

Car Elevator

^^C7^^

We can all understand why everyone wants to build on level ground.

But the effort to create that level ground is staggering.

^^C8^^

South Tyrol, Italy

I saw something exactly like that in the western US and attributed it to the top stones being less susceptible to erosion than the rock on which it rests.

^^C9^^

What with all the diseases that can jump from wild animals to humans I would not be eager for that kind of interaction.

^^C10^^

And then there's this hazard...

^^C11^^

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know.

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There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn't and you have to deal with that.

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THINGS


^^D1^^

It was stated that this was found at Goodwill.

Is that Aunt Jemimah?

^^D2^^

Did you notice how it precisely fits in the bed of the truck?

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And remember, the moon landing pre-dates floppy discs.

^^D6^^

"I'm so sorry about your penis."

^^D7^^

More anasaphilia...

^^D8^^

Frosted Flakes Commercial?

-sound on-

^^D9^^

I've never worked with wood that would do that.

^^D10^^

Who gnu there were so many?

^^D11^^

^^D12^^

*Verification Requested

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1920s Demley Mechanical Dice
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Arrow Making

^^D16^^

Casings Collector

^^D17^^

Siege Weapon

^^D18^^

Changing a Lightbulb

Brilliant.

(in case it doesn't load)

^^D19^^

Loading a gull-wing trailer

I'm not sure of the advantages that has over the soft-sided trailers.

^^D20^^

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time : I think everyone who reads your blog knows the answer to this puzzle.
Therefore, I am not going to be the one to provide the solution to those who already know.
It is beneath us.

Anonymous said...

A5: I actually sent a software engineer to New York to help an artist set up a complex banking system that would take donations via an ATM.
It had to be connected to a real financial network so that the donations were actually deducted from the donors accounts.

I did not charge the artist for the time, the travel, nor the accommodations.

Since it was a junior software guy, I wrote it off as a training expense. The guy I sent said he had the best time of his life!

By the way- I actually sent you an email and asked your opinion about what I was planning to do before I did it. I took your advice and did it for free.

Anonymous said...

D2: Aunt Jemima? No. That's the Popeyes lady.

Anonymous said...

B3 : I would too if it were on the floor. But this was being scribed around crown molding on the ceiling. I don't see another way to do it.

Anonymous said...

f that id move away from that guy with the inert fuse, might explode

Burgervan said...

D13: it's Bullshit. https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-photo-statue-of-liberty-idUSL2N2VE1SC

Anonymous said...

C9 Texas canyon West of Tucson az off the I-10

Anonymous said...

D2: love that chicken from Popeye's
RetRsvMike

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