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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, January 30, 2023

MONDAY #5150

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES


Knowing that I don't have a lot of time left, I'm opposed to making as much art as I can. I figure if I have work scheduled then I'll be okay until I finish it.

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The length some people will go...

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And millions of people just make up stuff to ease their passing.

If you believe you can throw rocks at the devil, you will believe anything.

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Back when men were men and not worshippers of 

the all-mighty dollar.

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NOBODY saw that coming - not in one of the most conservative states in America.

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A-fucking-men!

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I think that diversity is the only thing that makes life interesting. Pick any group of Americans and imagine how boring it would be if all of us looked and acted like them.

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Me searching the internet for memes worth 

sharing with you fine people.

I rather enjoy coming across images that were some of the first ever posted on the internet.

I'm interested in knowing how many of the items I post on Folio Olio you have already seen on other sites.

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Being a fan of a billionaire must be like walking around a casino you don't own and hooting like a badass every time the house wins, licking the urinals, and calling the trashcan "sir".

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The wife and I tried those flavored condoms. She went down and said, "Mmmmm, cheese and onion flavor!" then I told her I hadn't put one on yet.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


He's lucky it didn't try to chew his genitals off which is his signature aggression move.

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I began writing my novels on a machine just like that. I read that research showed that white letters on a green background were the most legible combination and that's why interstate signs are those colors.

I set my computer with those colors and used it that way for years.

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When the Soviet Union collapsed, they were awash in military equipment that they couldn't afford to maintain so they sold them for pennies on the dollar and were turned into all kinds of things.

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As I understand it, the space is so ducks can walk up out of the water.

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Would one of you gamers explain to me how that is done because it looks like a lot of fun?

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A couple of rather interesting fish pics.

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*Viewer Contribution

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How the hell is that legal?

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That kind of reminds me of my wife helping me out in the studio.

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If firemen don't wear those gloves then why not?

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In November 2020, a freak wave came out of the blue, lifting a lonesome buoy off the coast of British Columbia 17.6 meters high (58 feet).

Such an exceptional event is thought to occur only once every 1,300 years. And unless the buoy had been taken for a ride, we might never have known it even happened.

SOURCE
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Alcohol = karaoke fuel.

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Could someone please demonstrate how to grab a bull by the horns? I'll bring the film crew.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO


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I think they should rename the meeting of leaders of Mexico, the US, and Canada “Le Three Amigos” (French, English, Spanish)

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The Lionel Messi Family

Nice feet on that lady.

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The Diver

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Miss Ukraine

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Skateboarder

My roommate in Germany had his skateboard sent to him and tried doing that. He left the road on the very first turn and screamed like a snake bit a little girl.

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Column Painting

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Voice Vote

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There’s a certain turning point where weighted blankets go from helping with anxiety to giving anxiety.

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Anytime an allergy is mentioned in a movie that person usually gets killed or poisoned with it.

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NAUGHTY BITS


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She wears those shoes to look sexy.

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Get a room!

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SOURCE
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Crocs make girls look so ugly.

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A waitress once brought me my cup of coffee like that only it was her thumb stuck down in there. I expressed my alarm and she explained that she had a touch of arthritis and the doctor told her to keep it in a warm place as often as possible. I suggested she stick it up her ass and she said, 

"I do when I'm behind the counter."

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I'll be damned! That's my wife's signature move.

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I did not see it.






6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time
Face in top right corner.

Anonymous said...

^^A5^^

Homonogous societies have many benefits and generally more peaceful contrary to what the media might wax about.

An American study,
http://archive.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2007/08/05/the_downside_of_diversity/

Anonymous said...

^^B2^^
Depending on the type of road we have both green and blue signs here, the blue being easier to read (well for me at least).

Anonymous said...

^^C2^^
More like The Three Stooges

Larry said...

Puzzle time,When you see it, top right corner.....

MIKE HARRIS said...

D13; alas, the footballer is Liam Brady, not Terry Dicks. A commentator once said "West Ham are all playing as well as Terry Dicks; it looks like there are eleven Dicks on the pitch right now".

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