SUNDAY #5128

 One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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It's weird how women like watching true crime shows considering that women are typically the victims. It's like chickens watching Top Chef.

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Motherfuckers get a MacBook and all of a sudden they got work to do in public places.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

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My friend picked up a stripper right off the stage and took her home with him. The next morning when he woke up she was sitting in the bed flipping through The Republic. And then she asked, "Is this Plah-toe a good writer?" And my friend smiled and said, "Most western cultures think so."

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I always told them that I liked to watch them take it off slowly. Not one of them minded.

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That's how I envision what sex with a supermodel would be like.

Don't waste your time on women who think sex is something that happens to them.

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Imagine the millions who would have to conspire to fool you about masks and vaccines.

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*Or the spiders have learned to use the printer.

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It seems like they just stopped trying this year.

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The bible mentions unicorns but not kangaroos. Interesting.

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From the comments:

"She passed away from Hepatitis C, not aids."

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"AIDS doesn’t “kill” anyone. It destroys the immune system so that anything else (like Hep C) will kill you."

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"In 2019, Forrest Gump screenwriter Eric Roth confirmed that the illness Jenny had and died from was late-stage HIV." 

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Well, I'm out.

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I'm so lucky that my wife is down for low-maintenance activities like sitting in the den screaming.

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*When you are born on third base it is 

easy to think you hit a triple.

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They have a new Avatar 4D movie and they only allow in people who can swim.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

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The Prison Courtyard - Vincent van Gogh (1890)

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In constructing that, it requires that you have a super-abundance of stones from which to select the size and shape you need.

Very similar to how they managed to create walls like this.

Of course, it helps if you have the proper tools to fine-tune the shape of the stones.

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The technique the Romans had used for locking stone blocks together.

But not too tightly so they could jostle during an earthquake without dislodging. The iron has deteriorated and in many cases replaced with titanium.

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The truck seems to have very little damage to be in that position.

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SOURCE

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How about having fake buttons on their sleeve, a ribbon tied in a specific knot around their neck, and women wearing clothes without pockets and the most dangerous, uncomfortable shoes imaginable.

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Brandenburg Gate then and now

The following is an extraordinary power image.

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I think that is a direct quote. And if it's not it ought to be.

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I think he enjoyed his college days.

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I wonder if the Virgin Mary was ever like 'Oh, you can call me Mary there's no need to harp on about one little miracle'?

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I think someone should have tried domesticating bears 10,000 years ago. We really missed the mark with that one. We could be cuddled up with a bear right now, but no...we get cats.

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HUMAN ACTIVITY

This is what happens when you cook slowly...

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Funny lady.

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Cockring Kite

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I would have liked to see how they got that chain attached.

Do you think it required a guy down up under it?

Although a bent coat hanger would probably work.

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As a bar owner, I used to ALWAYS make friends 

with the big guys.

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All he needed was a piece of tape.

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Does anybody want to guess how many attempts it took?

I could imagine him taking several identical shots and then putting the balloon where those arrows landed. Notice the odd spacing of the balloons.

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Honey Spinning

I have a beekeeper in my family. I found how he introduced a new queen fascinating.

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Off-offroading

He is a very trusting man.

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So, it's universal that anyone sitting on a two-wheeled vehicle must rev their motors incessantly.

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