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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, January 9, 2023

MONDAY #5129

 One Of My Very Own

*My wife

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


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The instructions weren't clear...

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My wife found our honeymoon pictures...

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I had never considered that lesbians might have a female sex doll.

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I think that's a wonderful isolation activity.

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My wife and I have reached the age where practical jokes like that are out of the question.

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Have children they said. They will be fun they said.

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BRAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"I brought the tiger."

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Can someone please fix bacon packaging? 

There must be a better way.

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When you walk into a room, an amount of air equal to the volume of your body moves out of the room.

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LESS THAN OPTIMAL


You have to try to get it that wrong.

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I couldn't agree more.

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What happens when low-level workers can no longer afford to live in the city?

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The stuff of nightmares.

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But how does it get inside the sewer pipe to start with?

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Frozen in fear illustrated...

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This clip is as old as the internet.

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She wouldn't take shit from a man either.

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...and he walked away.

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Trainwreck

It seems that it would be relatively easy to have an app on every trucker's phone to let them know when a train is due at any given crossing.

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Using lol after a sentence you have written is a new form of a TV laugh track.

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It is way easier to make plant-based meat than meat-based plants.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


They will play hell getting that bastard back in that box 

next time it needs a shot.

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Did you notice that the first book pages were 

brown but her pages are white?

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More anasaphilia...

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Why the hell didn't I think of that during my camping years?

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Mick Jagger with his father Joe, who lived to be 93 years old.

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When the wind tunnel tests all tell you the same thing you follow the data. It's the same reason arrows are so similar.

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There were probably 911 victims cursing themselves for not buying one of those.

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Name That Flag

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A Fit Old Man

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When you have to pass a cable under the deck...

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Knowing that something is unhelpful is helpful.

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The first thing most people do when they set foot in a new country is pee.

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ART AND THE ARTY


Murals from around Andalucia.

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No word if all those people live there but I hope they do. I once did something similar - only smaller - and we would use the likeness of a person if they or their family came up with half the funding.

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I lightened it up to show you how they did it.

I think it's bicycles welded together.

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“The New American Gothic” - Criselda Vasquez (2017)

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Notice the plethora of parts he has to choose from.

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Rather Unique Painting

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MORE PAINTED LADIES!!!


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Said to be urine.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

B5: gets in through the vent stack that goes through the roof.

Anonymous said...

A14: The one thing we now know for sure is that there are NEVER THIS MANY CONGRESSMEN/WOMEN ON THE HOUSE FLOOR WHEN THEY ARE SPENDING OUR MONEY! And for four straight days.
I think it's a huge improvement over the Pelosi “We need to pass it to know what’s in it” approach.

Anonymous said...

That cat thing is pretty clever, ngl

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