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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, February 10, 2023

FRIDAY #5161

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LANGUAGE


“How can we automate firing in a way that’s both totally impersonal and also as humiliating and public for employees as possible?”

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When you owned bars like I did, you can ignore rude customers as long as you want.

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I knew a young woman who gave art lessons to children on a cruise ship. She only worked two hours a day and the only money she spent was on alcohol.

Another young man managed to get to Europe and made enough money as a street performer - playing his guitar - that he survived.

I, on the other hand, joined the military and spent years in Europe, and then stayed there when I was discharged.

Where there is a will...

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Bored? Do I have some sites for you?

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Then throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Some of you aren't used to every year being the worst year of your life and it shows.

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PEOPLE


I read that his new wife is younger than his daughter. That doesn't seem right to me but who really gives a shit.

^^B1^^

While home on leave after boot camp, I came home very late and knew I was too drunk to walk up the stairs to my bedroom so I went up like the kid in the illustration. The next morning my mother asked me what time I came home and I mumbled something and she laughed and explained that she was sitting on the living room couch (6" from the front door) when I came home. She said that watching me go up those stairs convinced her to stop worrying about me because getting home in that condition proved I could take care of myself.

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The stuff of every parent's nightmares...

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The shoes! Look at the shoes!

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How do you get to be that old and not know about forward momentum?

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Why don't people simply erase such embarrassing videos?

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I always cringe when I see a head bounce off the sidewalk like that.

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It's almost like he practiced that move.

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...as a two-dicked dog.

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Talk about your cringe moments...

All I could think about is this...

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Not that there aren't some side effects associated with the vaccine...

Look, if you have any doubts about taking the vaccine, just ask your doctor if they are vaccinated. I assume you trust your own doctor.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Indeed.

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Whenever I go in a room with a crucifix I like to look at it closely and then ask, "Jesus, what happened to that guy?"

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PLACES


They automated that on the World Trade Center.

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Epic fight between a kangaroo and an Australian man

I read that fighting a full-grown kangaroo is a right of passage in Australia.

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Call me crazy, but I think I'm starting to understand British culture.

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A very cheap and quite ordinary ride at the State Fair had a real man in a mask at the exit to scare the holy shit out of the riders. When he grabbed my shoulder he came within milliseconds of getting punched in the face. When my daughters and I got off the ride we stood watching that exit and it was more fun than we had had in a long time. Anyway, that video looks like the same thing.

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Shengshan Island

It's an abandoned fishing village in China. I find it interesting that some buildings are completely engulfed while others are left more or less pristine.

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Dragon Eye, Croatia

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A glacial river in Alaska

I bet that is delicious.

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Llama Races

*If those are alpacas I don't care.

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Drone in Cave
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Angel Falls in Venezuela, is the world's tallest uninterrupted waterfall

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I wish horses knew that every person who drives by them says, "Oh, look, horses".

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Have you ever dipped your entire Oreo into milk except for the part you were holding and it felt like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?

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THINGS


When I moved to Oklahoma I was amazed that many of the smaller trees leaned away from the prevailing wind.

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A commenter stated that that was an annual event where driverless cars were sent careening off a cliff.

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I wonder why all those delivery and mall cop robots don't have legs instead of wheels.

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Soil liquefaction

The same thing occurs during an earthquake.

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How to cook an egg...

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That reminds me of my wife spotting for me as I was backing up.

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If the shit ever hits the fan and we have to forage, you won't need an AR-15. You will need a .22 rifle for squirrels, rabbits, and even rats.

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Mantis 1

Mantis 2

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How can anyone defend that?

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What is this wooden structure used for?

Hint: I got it wrong.






5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well.. I guess if you're sitting that near the edge the one upside is if you fall off at least it'd be quick and painless judging from the height

Anonymous said...

A3: If not photoshopped, that’s one vs Biden's hundreds. In any case, neither one should be in office.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: For milking goats?
Raul

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time : I'm going to yes for sharing sheep maybe.
Keeping some sort of animal immobilized so that a human can do some sort of work in the head area.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Puzzle People, Yes, it is to immobilize a farm animal - goat or sheep I don't remember. And I would guess that the shelf in the front is for a bucket of feed to keep the beast distracted.
RH

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