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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, February 11, 2023

SATURDAY #5162

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

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PONDERABLES

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In Nebraska, it is illegal to talk about the ocean. Nebraskans should stay in Nebraska because the culture shock of talking to people who know what an ocean is would kill them instantly. *OSIT

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More American Exceptionalism

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Imagine if people hated poverty as much as they hated poor people.

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I'm here if you need moron support. It's like moral support but stupid.

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GET LEARNT


But now there's this...

The Department of Energy is expanding its partnerships with battery manufacturers to help them redesign and reduce the costs of future batteries.

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A letter from Ukraine with this on the back of the envelope.

I would surely frame that.

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Bicycle fishing in Amsterdam

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Cycling in the Netherlands

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My wife has a vibrator that she describes as "Treating her clit like a pigeon getting sucked into a jet engine."

How am I supposed to compete with that?

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My wife and her friend do this thing called "trickle-down therapy, " where her friend tells my wife stuff her therapist says to her since my wife can't afford therapy.

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HOW VERY ODD


I imagine that if you lived in a place that floods regularly, you get used to it.

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Speaking of...

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If you are in the turf business that would be good advertising.

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Maybe strong winds?

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My favorite teacher only wore shoes while teaching. As soon as he left the school the shoes came off. 

When asked why he answered:

"Why must I have a reason. I just desire not to wear shoes and feel no need to explain why to anyone."

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The dog.

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I didn't know that. Did you know that?

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I'm going to assume that is meant to keep his catalytic converter from being stolen.

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I taught my kids that there's no such thing as a family while playing Uno and that I'll put down a +4 on a kindergartner and cackle like a swamp witch because I didn't come to lose.

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Willy Wonka is my favorite story about children who have very normal adolescent character flaws and get murdered for it.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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Both the woman and the man want the lid lifted so it doesn't get urine on it when he pees. Both of them want it down to sit. That is two actions. I think it is only fair if I do one (lift) and she does the other (lower).

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Recognize this person?

 Here he is all grown up.
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It's all about the light.

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Speaking of light...

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And that's why bouncers almost always win their fights - they are sober.

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I wonder if her evasion strategy was planned.

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MORE PAINTED LADIES!!!

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Clothes Overlay

  
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Reject reality. Embrace Absurdity. 

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Old World Combat

This is called stage combat but nothing, in this case, is choreographed. There are hit points and each fighter has to act out when they are hit.

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4 comments:

Gun Guy said...

D-7
Some one came up to Bob Ross and told him that he would never be able to paint like him. He said he was color blind.
So Mr. Ross painted a picture just using grays.

Henley said...

Puzzle - Is that the famous Boy Gorge, located somewhere in England?

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: Boy Gorge
Raul

Anonymous said...

Welcome back painted ladies

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