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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, February 20, 2023

MONDAY #5171

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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STACK BOX UPDATE


The box is finished. I photographed the shit out of it and will present them without comment.















And, of course, it's a fully functional chest.


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PONDER THIS SHIT


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I asked my mom why I had to stop taking martial arts classes when I was a kid and she said she saw "A great darkness in my eyes".

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If you haven't come up with a New Year's resolution by now, then unfortunately yours has automatically defaulted to "Talk with a Dracula voice". Sorry, but rules or rules.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


*MNBT

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I don't get it.

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Many teachers will swear a full moon causes more disruptions in their classes.

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Do you know how some weed guys are always saying, "You just got to find the right strain"?  That's how I feel about people who think they don't like soup.

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*An example of perfect clickbait.

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I keep a dream journal in reverse. During my dreams, I write down all the stuff that happened to me when I was awake.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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Berries in America

I wondered why Georgia would be devoid of blackberries.

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Wait for it...

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*MNBT

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It looks just like it said "Fuuuck!"

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That thing could blind someone.

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What I find astounding is that they can practice that a thousand times on a simulator prior to climbing in the cockpit.

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Singing Fishes

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Dog Lawyer

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Unmute. Definitely unmute.

That was then, this is now...

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Why are so many sex toys purple? I there some sort of science behind purple and horniness?

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They should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just in restaurants. Barber, accountant, lawyer - "How about some bread with herbed oil?

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PEOPLE


I watched The Phantom movie.

 I could never get over hating that guy from The Titanic.

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Good God, Y'all!

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My wife has already ordered one for me so now I can stop my exercise regimen.

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An animal that can kill you just by biting you is to be feared.

And with so much at stake, we don't have time to figure out if it is dangerous or not before we panic.

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Maybe he just can't swim.

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I would blame the kitchen manager for not teaching EVERYONE in the kitchen EXACTLY what to do in case of a grease fire.

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There seems to be an epidemic of this sort of mishap...

Did you notice how it chased the guy?

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Covid Masks

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Kid Throwing Baseball

*MNBT

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Shoe Training

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13 comments:

MIKE HARRIS said...

B1 ; it's the Democrats who have a racist past; home of the KKK.

Larry said...

Your latest chest/box is pretty effing cool.......

Larry said...

B8 look up song title , Age of Aquarius for answer....

JNR said...

Regarding purple and horniness.

Do you know the difference between pink and purple?

Anonymous said...

B8: You don't get it? I'm shocked. "It's the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius." Song by the 5th Dimension

Anonymous said...

B8
This is the dawning of the age of aquarius

Wrekreation said...

Your chest isn't my speed(kinda looks like a pile I have in the corner of my basement). Regardless, it is very impressive for design/fit and ingenuity. Kudos to you. Is it as heavy as it looks?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Wrek, I am so very sorry I didn't create something that was your speed. I will try to do better next time. Sorry to disappoint you.
As to heaviness, I lifted it up onto the platform with the casters.
RH

Anonymous said...

Your latest box is a masterpiece! Thanks for sharing your process in photos.
Raul

Anonymous said...

I hope you live long enough to see how wrong you were about President Trump.

PS~Nice box.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: This one was a tricky one, as you can get multiple answers that "seem" correct. However, the trick is to remember that we are dealing with whole numbers and that the sum of boys and girls must be evenly divisible by three.

B=boy
G=girl
b=bear

Assumptions:
All values must be positive.
All values must be whole numbers.


The initial problem is 12B + 17G + 9b = 305
put b in terms of B and G to get: b = (B+G)/3
That gives us 12B + 17G + 9((B+G)/3) = 305
= 12B + 17G +3(B+Y) = 305
= 15B + 20G = 305
= 3B+4G = 61

As you can see, there are multiple values for B and G that will work to get 61, but we can't forget about our friend the bear.

We could plug each set of values into the original equation and solve for "b", but this is quickly done in our head because it is quite obvious that only one pair of values can fit in order for B+G to be evenly divisible by three.



Answer: B=11, G=7
11+7 = 18. and 18/3 = 6.
So 11 Boys, 7 Girls, and 6 bears.

Checking math:
12(11) + 17(7) + 9(6) = 132 + 119 + 54 = 305

Wrekreation said...

I'm learning Ralph. You aren't responsible for doing things that are my speed. I just wanted to say that even though it isn't something I'd like, I'm still impressed. Please accept my apologies.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Wrek, Apology graciously accepted. Stay safe, my friend.
RH

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