And then there's this...
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Would one of you nice people help me understand that?
An absolute necessity prior to anal sex.
That is a terribly designed chart so you may have to enlarge it, but some of those just don't seem right. That this one:
So, does anyone want to compare the percentage of fires in both electric and gas cars?
What if it wasn't wealth. What if half the food in America was owned by ten people? Well, IT IS FOOD...and clothing...and rent. Wealth is all those things.
I've opened cans of worms. They just sit there. Hardly the chaos that's been foretold.
I always hated it when the school counselor would say "this stays between us" and then call the cops.
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Some people look at that and think it is sad. I look at it and am delighted that the old lady got to live as long as she did. The dying is just the culmination of a life lived. Be thankful you were allowed to participate.
Anybody?
And not one of them asked why their God would do such a thing.
War - what is it good for?
Now I know what I would have done with those dozens of mannequins I was offered that time.
Imagine being the first person to see that in a couple of thousand years.
My wife wanted me to photograph her wearing her new jacket...
*MNBT
The Amish Powerball is up to 4 dozen eggs.
Why do police use drug-sniffing dogs instead of sober ones?
A HUMAN MENAGERIE
I would take that as an omen.
But that's why they make the hoses so long.
Grandma's Gone Wild...
That's just cruel. When I was a young prankster we would fill a burlap produce bag with pine straw and lay it on the side of the highway like it fell off a truck. When a driver pulled over and got out to get it we would run out of the bushes and snatch it away.
Another trick was tying a men's necktie to the end of a fishing line and reeling it across the road when a car came. It looked just like a snake and many drivers would swerve wildly to run over it. Some even stopped and backed up over it again to make sure it was dead.
I tip at least 50% for service which is terrible because I completely understand sucking at a job that you hate.
Baby, it's cold outside...
Painter
I used to do something similar with my paint machine. Dozens of clips held up portions of a very large canvas to resemble a mountain range then I poured paint and let gravity dictate the flow pattern.
Racket Game
South Park Song
I would like to meet that lady.
If at first, you don't succeed, drink whiskey - you will be amazed at how little you care.
I'm becoming increasingly concerned that that guy isn't going to get us to Mars.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
*Today I was rolling a shop cart full of all the cutaway fragments of the boxes I used for my Stack Box out to the street for pick up and the people driving past me looked at me like I was a homeless man hauling around all of his worldly possessions. My huge grin only exacerbated the misunderstanding.
My loathing of the unvaccinated, maskless ogre could not be placated by a mere cake.
You do what you got to do.
I think it would have been much more effective if it only had a few flies.
Lucky Homeowner






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D6: I have done that many times in a hotel room.
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Add the black areas of the first two images to get the third image.
^^D4^^
How does the unvaccinated affect you? Being vaccinated does not stop you from contracting the virus or spreading it. No I'm not an antivaxer, had 4 shots already.
Dear D4 Anon, ASK YOUR DOCTOR!
RH
A5 - The cinema has only one seat booked, (shown as unavailable - in red), but the person committing the 'crime', is booking the seat right next to them in an otherwise empty auditorium.
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The doctors told me it only reduced my own risk of adverse symptoms like any other vaccination for flu, measles, chicken pox etc., which I've all had as a kid. Now what, the medical professionals were lying to me?
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