About Me

My photo
I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, February 19, 2023

SUNDAY #5170

 One Of My Very Own

And then there's this...

<>

EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

<>

<>

WORDS FORMING SENTENCES


- some old, some new - I've been busy -


^^A1^^

^^A2^^

^^A3^^

Speaking of...

^^A4^^

Would one of you nice people help me understand that?

^^A5^^

An absolute necessity prior to anal sex.

^^A6^^

^^A7^^

That is a terribly designed chart so you may have to enlarge it, but some of those just don't seem right. That this one:

Does that mean that in a town of 300,000 that 30 have died in an airplane accident?

^^A8^^

So, does anyone want to compare the percentage of fires in both electric and gas cars?

^^A9^^

^^A10^^

^^A11^^

^^A12^^

^^A13^^

^^A14^^

^^A15^^

What if it wasn't wealth. What if half the food in America was owned by ten people? Well, IT IS FOOD...and clothing...and rent. Wealth is all those things.

^^A16^^

<>

I've opened cans of worms. They just sit there. Hardly the chaos that's been foretold.

<>
<>

I always hated it when the school counselor would say "this stays between us" and then call the cops.

<>

IMAGES THAT DESERVE YOUR ATTENTION


Some people look at that and think it is sad. I look at it and am delighted that the old lady got to live as long as she did. The dying is just the culmination of a life lived. Be thankful you were allowed to participate.

^^B1^^

Anybody?

^^B2^^

^^B3^^

^^B4^^

The goat is taller than the cow?

^^B5^^

And not one of them asked why their God would do such a thing.

^^B6^^

War - what is it good for?

^^B7^^

^^B8^^

Now I know what I would have done with those dozens of mannequins I was offered that time.

^^B9^^

^^B10^^

^^B11^^

I really like images like that.

^^B12^^

Imagine being the first person to see that in a couple of thousand years.

^^B13^^

My wife wanted me to photograph her wearing her new jacket...

*MNBT

^^B14^^

<>

The Amish Powerball is up to 4 dozen eggs.

<>

*I read that due to all the traffic, they are putting a Star Bucks at the summit.

<>

Why do police use drug-sniffing dogs instead of sober ones?

<>

A HUMAN MENAGERIE


I would take that as an omen.

^^C1^^

But that's why they make the hoses so long.

^^C2^^

Grandma's Gone Wild...

^^C3^^

^^C4^^

That's just cruel. When I was a young prankster we would fill a burlap produce bag with pine straw and lay it on the side of the highway like it fell off a truck. When a driver pulled over and got out to get it we would run out of the bushes and snatch it away.

Another trick was tying a men's necktie to the end of a fishing line and reeling it across the road when a car came. It looked just like a snake and many drivers would swerve wildly to run over it. Some even stopped and backed up over it again to make sure it was dead.

^^C5^^

Just another reason foreigners are mystified with 

Americans.

^^C6^^

I'm just going to assume he doesn't read English.

^^C7^^

^^C8^^

I tip at least 50% for service which is terrible because I completely understand sucking at a job that you hate.

^^C9^^

Baby, it's cold outside...

^^C10^^

Painter

I used to do something similar with my paint machine. Dozens of clips held up portions of a very large canvas to resemble a mountain range then I poured paint and let gravity dictate the flow pattern.

^^C11^^

Racket Game

^^C12^^

South Park Song

^^C13^^

And then there's this...

I would like to meet that lady.

^^C14^^

<>

If at first, you don't succeed, drink whiskey - you will be amazed at how little you care.

<>
<>

I'm becoming increasingly concerned that that guy isn't going to get us to Mars.

<>

OBJECTS OF INTEREST


^^D1^^

Speaking of...

And...

*Today I was rolling a shop cart full of all the cutaway fragments of the boxes I used for my Stack Box out to the street for pick up and the people driving past me looked at me like I was a homeless man hauling around all of his worldly possessions. My huge grin only exacerbated the misunderstanding.

^^D2^^

^^D3^^

My loathing of the unvaccinated, maskless ogre could not be placated by a mere cake.

^^D4^^

^^D5^^

You do what you got to do.

^^D6^^

I think it would have been much more effective if it only had a few flies.

^^D7^^

^^D8^^

Lucky Homeowner

^^D9^^


<>

<>

<>


<>


<>


<>


<>








7 comments:

Anonymous said...

D6: I have done that many times in a hotel room.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle. Time: A
Add the black areas of the first two images to get the third image.

Anonymous said...

^^D4^^
How does the unvaccinated affect you? Being vaccinated does not stop you from contracting the virus or spreading it. No I'm not an antivaxer, had 4 shots already.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear D4 Anon, ASK YOUR DOCTOR!
RH

Robin said...

A5 - The cinema has only one seat booked, (shown as unavailable - in red), but the person committing the 'crime', is booking the seat right next to them in an otherwise empty auditorium.

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/SalmanRushdie/status/1627075835525210113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1627075835525210113%7Ctwgr%5E109170d819f2c43516796626f6f84425ae8ba2b6%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmybroadband.co.za%2Fforum%2Fthreads%2Froald-dahl-books-rewritten-to-remove-language-deemed-offensive.1225883%2Fpage-9

Anonymous said...

The doctors told me it only reduced my own risk of adverse symptoms like any other vaccination for flu, measles, chicken pox etc., which I've all had as a kid. Now what, the medical professionals were lying to me?

Random Post

  • SATURDAY #406208.02.2020 - 4 Comments
Random Posts Widget

Blog Archive