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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, February 27, 2023

MONDAY #5178

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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Young anarchists are laughable. It wouldn't be a week before they were sucking some guy's dick for a bottle of water.

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Indeed.

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When you realize that the division symbol (รท) is just a blank fraction with dots replacing the numbers.

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After seven movies, I'm starting to suspect that most of the missions are possible.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


That, Gentle Reader, is a good dog.

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I think I remember that the folds help it hold in the scent.

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The dog probably thinks it's the rapture.

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The eagle is struggling for a meal. 

The rabbit is struggling for its life.

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Is that what they call Wind Shear? 

If so, I think it needs a much more dramatic name.

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I bet that could fuck up your vacation.

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Back when I used to post cartoons of Mohammad, my #1 Advisor worried that I would have my head cut off by a fanatic. I told her it would be a death all my friends would remember. My next favorite way to go would be getting squashed by a huge rock as big as a house that finally gave way to gravity.

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Sakurajima, Volcano In Japan erupted

I know I could have just posted a clip from just about any volcano but I have a thing for power like that.

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When I was still an active muralist, my specialty was Architectural Illusion.

[ that is not one of mine ]

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I'm thinking of making my next box look like a building.

I got the idea from this bench.

But I want the windows to be real holes in the structure and not just painted on and that takes some planning.

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I helped a couple of young women open their restaurant in an old building in downtown Columbia. They discovered a ceiling very similar to that and I convinced them to take out the drop ceiling and let it shine. Later they told me that almost every customer commented on how wonderful it was.

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Can we assume that is a tea company's headquarters?

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Think how wide you would have to swing into corners in an urban environment. And those drive-thrus with such tight turns would be impossible.

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This clip was much longer and I watched it all a dozen times.

We could do that with auto traffic if we wanted to.

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Why do you think they painted it like that?

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I'm just going to guess that it was a stress test.

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Good God, Y'all.

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Pringles could solve all our problems with that one small addition.

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Loading the Shuttle

Things like that fascinate me because my #1 advisor builds spacecraft.

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You should have seen the faces of the other patrons of Golden Corral when my wife stuck her baked chicken under the chocolate waterfall.

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When people ask me to repeat something I just make up some totally unrelated shit just to fuck with them.

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HUMAN ACTIVITIES


A global race is on to drill for the oldest known layers of Antarctic ice so researchers can peer back in time to a warmer climate to better understand the planetโ€™s hotter future.

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If you think the world is totally fucked, look for the good guys rushing in to help.

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What do you think motivated him to ride off the road?

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I've waited for that every time I have seen someone do that.

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Blissfully unaware.

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The one event that I am most ashamed of witnessing was the time in 1961 when I was riding around with my soon-to-be brother-in-law in downtown Birmingham, Alabama and he would stop at the curb next to a black man or black couple and stick a 3/4" plumbing pipe out the window and scream that they were going to die. The victims, thinking it was a 12 gauge shotgun, panicked and my soon-to-be brother-in-law thought it hilarious. He bragged that even if he was stopped by the cops all they would find is a pipe.

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Let's play a game.


What would be the LEAST LIKELY ending for that clip?

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But it's true!

And what's sad is they are probably texting one another.

I try not to fall into this trap...

But the lack of human-to-human contact can't be a good thing. Convince me otherwise.

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*Maybe it is time to put a metal detector at the door of the MRI room.

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If you can't picture her throwing a Molotov she's not the one for you.

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Waffle House Will saw his shadow and immediately tried to fight it. Six more weeks of probation.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


Images that may require a double-take.


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It was stated that the pen is not floating.

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I would love to hear that played on a piano.

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The caption read: 

Now we know about his autopilot.

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Bad form, old girl.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^C12^^
Or maybe just maybe y'all should be practicing some common fscking sense. At this rate you're gonna have metal detectors at every entrance and some form of cop, park cop, library cop, hospital cop. The school cop one just tells you how fscked it is, never mind bullet proof backpacks and designing schools with curves etc to impede bullet travel, and y'all think this is a normal society...

Anonymous said...

B13: Tea Museum in China
Raul

Anonymous said...

@ windshear, i think it's called a 'downburst' i learned about this from watching mayday

Anonymous said...

D4
Looks like the pen is resting on a transparent surface a little higher than a second reflective surface. If you look carefully you can see a feint reflection immediately under the pen.

Anonymous said...

B5: Cloud burst...not wind shear..

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