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When I still owned my bar, I asked a customer if he would mind driving another drunk customer home and the guy said, "Hell, NO! The last time someone helped him get in his trailer his wife threw BOTH of them out through the window." And come to find out that was a true story.
My nephew once took his young son on an organized week-long canoe trip. I think every father and son ought to do that at least once.
My most beautiful bartender had two diamond studs in the flesh of the top of her wrist. When I commented on them she said she had five and then pulled back her hair to show me two more in her ear. I very meekly asked if it would be proper to ask where the other one was and she pulled up her blouse to show me her belly button which was amply adorned.
(that is not an actual photograph of the navel in question)
The only brother in the whole section just wants to make a good impression...
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I have a theory about that very thing. You see, her ugly daughter was trapped on that island without a hope of finding a husband so she fucked the first carnie she met at the county fair. She got pregnant, had the child, then ran off to Sioux City, Iowa to hook up with the carnie leaving the kid with her mother who adopted him and raised him as her own.
Read this list of words and guess who just aced them on a spelling test: thermal, motion, conserve, potential, energy, gravitational, hydropower, kinetic, and nonrenewable.
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My 6½-year-old grandson, that's who!
Until I became a parent I had never seen another human crying cause they were not the first to fart in the New Year.
I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't have enough friends to plant zucchini in your garden.
PLACES I WILL NEVER VISIT
I like to look at scenes like these and imagine what it smells like and the sounds I would be likely to hear.
An amusement park?
I imagine that smells a little like vomit.
My wife calls mayonnaise "sandwich lube".
Pierced nipples taste like house keys.
THINGS
Now that's what I call suspension.
Many people would never dream of having that in the bedroom just because it's different than that of their neighbors.
He was either an orange farmer or a boob man.
Sure, why not?
As I understand it, the Indy Car drivers can adjust just about everything they need to adjust with their thumbs.
Think about this: A campaign by a corporation to repair potholes in exchange for placing their logo on the patch.
She should have worn the same clothes for the photo.
It was stated that a driver at the DMV driver's course lost control and crashed through the trees. I'm not convinced.
I'm a big fan of mixed materials like that.
Speaking of...
More drones recreating architecture.
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In my state, truckers can have as many lights as they want but they must ALL work...even if they are merely decorative.
Another 3D-printed home.
I would have thought this would have caught on if only for the fire prevention aspect.
I've seen that before.
I'm planning a Building Box complete with windows and doors. No zipper, though.
I don't always have time to call people back but when I do I don't.
My wife was asked why she uses the F-bomb so much and she replied, "What the fuck is the F-bomb?"
AND AWRY WE GO
That came without explanation and I'm afraid I can't tell what's going on.
This is brilliant.
We are all so over these Yahoos standing out in the rising water telling the rest of us not to.
Making the best of a bad situation.
Rubbernecking never pays off. Stop and help or keep going. don't make another accident.
*Well, technically, he didn't slow down and it is being filmed by his passenger.
The hinge on a front door when it’s minus 41C outside.
Where I live we call that hell on Earth.
Shirt Removal: A Tutorial
And...
Drugs do not ruin your career.
Drug tests ruin your career.
I remember when snap, crackle, and pop were sounds my cereal made, not my fucking body.
HUMAN/BEAST INTERACTION
NOTE: Some you may have to open in another tab.
Human artists often use animals as subjects.
"Goddamnit, Lisa, I want to have some of what he had."
- little pony probably
That little fucker is highly motivated.
They wait for their name to be called.
Somewhere in the distant past there was a person who was the first to teach a bird to hunt for them and we don't even know their name - but it probably wasn't Ralph.
I wonder what he did to piss it off.
Or...maybe it's a mating ritual.
Australian Emu War frontline footage
Dear Friend
Don't get near her babies...
Do you think the guy holding the camera is on foot? The bobbing of the camera makes me think that he is.
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A10: Don't worry. He'll move up to the harder levels soon. Keep encouraging him though.
Just messing with you! It's great to be proud of your grandson. Very smart boy indeed.
Hell, I didn't even know half the words you listed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64727736
Where's the outrage?
PS are those inhumane cages the Obama administration built still around or aren't they cages anymore?
Puzzle Time: (B)ecause it is the one!
D1 - Since it's not pressurized it's probably a small irrigation line for the tree/bushes. Even then it should be 8-12 inches deep. If it was a water main 4-7 feet bury is typical depending on climate.
E3: I had so many questions about that video that I had to go find the original on YouTube.
Turns out, the guy swims with that alligator all the time and considers the alligator to be his buddy.
That's the reason why no one on the dock was yelling and screaming about the alligator quickly approaching.
Even after the man has bitten on the shoulder, another man in the water remains there like nothing happened.
puzzle
B: after you put (stack) them together, rotate 90 degrees clockwise
B6: Volcano Bay, Orlando FL
Raul
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