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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, March 20, 2023

MONDAY #5199

One Of My Very Own

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That's what we in the humor business call a "visual gag", meaning you need to visualize its opening by someone scared shitless.

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So what? There won't be any old fashion clocks in another ten years.

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I watched The Expendables 3. For a shit shoot-em-up movie, it had some very big-name talent.

I just don't get it.

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I oftenly use words irregardless of their correctivity.

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Headline: Democratic Ph.D. scientist and Nobel peace prize recipient who runs a charity for Jesus was defeated by a Republican guy who took five tries to get his GED, sells meth out of his van, and beats his wife.

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PEOPLE


A friend in need...

^^B1^^

Remember this?

As I recall it's a normal photo and she made herself gray.

^^B2^^

This was in a collection of photos concerning very unsafe practices.

Hell, I've done shit like that and done it higher.

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I've seen my daughter do shit like that a thousand times.

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I predict that one of the drivers just got the idea and asked for permission to try it. After that it was SOP.

^^B8^^

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

He understands masks about as well as the entire Republican Party.

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Yes, I'm this old.

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*MNBT

^^B11^^

I have a question for one of you who lives in a large city: Do you spend much time looking in the windows of your neighbors?

^^B12^^

The first rule of situational awareness is: 

"Look where you are going".

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Urchin Gathering

Those are usually eaten raw.

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A Ukrainian soldier fights a Russian BTR-80 in the face of an intense firefight. He uses what is available to him - an under-barrel grenade launcher. This is almost certainly futile without additional support but the bravery shown is stark. No information on the outcome but we can guess.

*Verification Requested

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Parents: Here's half my income.

Daycare: Thanks. Here's a new virus every other week.

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The second person in a conga line is always the person who starts it.

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PLACES


I wonder how often that happens.

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Bravo!

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Tumbleweed Heaven

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Talk about your mixed messages...

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My younger self would have just cashed my paycheck there.

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I had no idea. Is that factual?

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Are there resources that show where you can find those?

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As we have seen recently in NYC, massive amounts of rain in a short time is a huge problem in big cities.

^^C12^^

I think that's the church I came upon on one of our road trips. I wanted to install one of my key packets there but the only wooden thing in miles was the mailbox post and I was afraid to tamper with that.

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It’s safer to be an airport Uber driver since your passengers went thru TSA before getting in.

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Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

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THINGS


More anasaphilia...

That's a perfect example of the problem of static load. They were doing just fine until they stopped moving.

^^D1^^

Do you think he could hear it crawling around in there?

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How the fuck do you just happen to have the camera moving in just the right way to capture that?

^^D3^^

You may think it's silly but every game was invented in just the same way.

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????

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And...

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I like rather unique vehicles.

And...

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*Verification Requested

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And I'm sure it came with multiple warnings not to clean them since the "dirt" was actually moon dust.

^^D11^^

There's really no reason for those things to do that other than they can.

^^D12^^

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Decanter

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I always removed my trailer hitch when not in use.

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Dealing with the trunk has to be learned...

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Said to be a live wire.

But wouldn't it spark?


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4 comments:

Suppe said...

Puzzle:
I travel the world and the 7Cs.

Anonymous said...

A5: That’s right in there like the world’s glaciers would all disappear 10 years ago.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A5 Anon, Nobody said that.
RH

Anonymous said...

A5: You need to check some the predictions of Al Gore, Greta, etc.

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