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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, March 19, 2023

SUNDAY #5198

 One Of My Very Own

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*A drug tale.

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PONDERABLES


Indeed.

^^A1^^

*I, for one, do not know what that means.

^^A1^^

It's your choice ladies. In the sixties and seventies, most women threw their bras away, and guess what...

NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO THEM!

^^A2^^

You would think they would have an emergency override button for such circumstances.

^^A3^^

But we Americans think life is overrated.

^^A4^^

Does anyone know what the rules are on that? What if it had slid up the lane out of reach of that grabber thing?

^^A5^^

Could somebody explain that to me...I beg you.

^^A6^^

Case in point...

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People who buy multiple properties just to resell them are also just scalpers on a grand scale.

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You never hear a place apologizing for only having Coca-Cola products.

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GET LEARNT


^^B1^^

I studied that for a long, long time then gave up and did a Google image search.

^^B2^^

Remember when I asked how they got on and off of these things?

^^B3^^

I found the huge HARDWARE sign interesting. He could charge damn near anything he wanted for everything he sold.

^^B4^^

^^B5^^

Space junk debris burning up in the atmosphere

^^B6^^

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Every day, we listen to more music than most people in history have heard their whole lives.

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Many animals lay eggs; for some reason, chicken eggs are the only animal eggs we typically eat.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


*MNBT

^^C1^^

^^C2^^

Now that's a rough daycare!

^^C3^^

This took me much longer than it should have.

^^C4^^

And instead of paying to have it upholstered, they spent the same amount of money on some cheap-ass Walmart bullshit.

^^C5^^

What do you suppose that is? 

I did an image search and got nothing.

^^C6^^

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That reminds me of my friend Charlie True smearing some kind of meat spread on crackers and then offering me some with the words, "I think it's still good."

Charlie made a fortune with a very special service. He and his guys would show up where a truckload of drugs would be exchanged for a suitcase full of money and his job was to insure nobody tried to fuck the other guys.

^^C9^^

Brand new, uncirculated $20 bills vs. old $20 bills:

And that's why the "bills" on my box were five different colors.

^^C19^^

I haven't a clue.

^^C11^^

^^C12^^

The Adventures of a Ping-Pong Table

^^C13^^

Views from the ISS

That job must look great on a résumé. 

^^C14^^

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I'd much rather be "too sensitive" than whatever the fuck has happened to half of humanity.

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Indeed.

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"DJs aren't real musicians, they just get up there and press buttons."

- pianist probably

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US


The one time I was a little too obvious in letting my daughter win a game she was about that age. He curled her lip, pointed her finger in my face, and hissed, "Don't you EVER let me win again." 

And I never did.

^^D1^^

^^D2^^

There are parts of that that remind me of my honeymoon.

^^D3^^

"Are you glad to see me or is that just a rat in your blossom?"

^^D4^^

"Yeah, I'm thinking a gigantic bug on my leg would be nice."

^^D5^^

🎶Oh, he never returned, no, he never returned 

and his fate is still unknown...🎶

^^D6^^

But the boat still sinks, right?

^^D7^^

That is EXACTLY how I broke my hip except the dog was black and it was night. And like him, I turned sideways so I wouldn't land on my face.

^^D8^^

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*MNBT

^^D14^^

I think the entire SWAT squad shows up and runs right by the guy breaking into that car.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^A5^^ He's SOL. If the pin doesn't go down it doesn't count. If it's an actual sanctioned competition and the pin slid in front of the grabber there'd be someone to go get it. For normal schlubs like you n me, you just try and knock it down with your next ball. It's not rocket surgery.

Anonymous said...

esophagus/sarcophagus?

Inchworm said...

Puzzle
Well, they rhyme
esophagus
sarcophagus

marlinmo said...

C6 It is a food cache to keep animals (bears) out. Very common in Alaska.

Anonymous said...

C6: Maybe a tree hous

Inchworm said...

C6 Maybe it is Baba Yaga's summer cabin?

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