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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, March 4, 2023

SATURDAY #5183

 One Of My Very Own

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Could that explain one of the mass extinctions?

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SR71 Blackbird displayed on the deck of an aircraft carrier in New York City.

It's basically a flying gas tank.

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This is what the Rosetta stone looks like from the front...

And this is what the back of the Rosetta Stone looks like:

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Do you see anything odd about this rifle? Look very closely.

Anti-suicide trigger guards on Turkish military rifles.

*I would think it could be overcome if you were motivated enough.

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This isn't a circle — it's a 1 million–sided polygon called a megagon:

According to Naked Geometry, "even if drawn at the size of the Earth, a regular megagon would be very difficult to distinguish from a circle."

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Feet on our family tree.

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"Many radiation sources have this unusual warning printed or engraved on them"

*OSIT

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This, from 1896, is what one of Pablo Picasso's first-ever self-portraits looks like:

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I seem to recall that Indians take a single test upon graduating from high school and that test dictates whether you are allowed to continue your education. It is so very important that cheating is rampant.

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A pig farm in China

Acres of floorspace and there are many floors.

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It has been postulated that a portion of the labor shortage is due to the 30M Americans with long haul covid.

*Verification Requested

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The Sorting Hat: *barely touches my head for half a second* THERAPY!

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I want an Indiana Jones movie but the main character is indigenous who breaks into museums and reclaims stolen artifacts.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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"A heavily battle-scarred Great White Shark that was spotted near the Neptune Islands, South Australia, 2022."

It looks to me like it battled with a boat propeller.

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I was once a passenger in an army Jeep driving up one of those as fast as it would go.

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My old friend juxtaposition...

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I would be fearful that it would pull my respirator out of my mouth and not let go.

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I'm going to guess that when the speakers were stood up on the tripod they kept falling over so they just inverted them.

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I have posed for hundreds of photos like that. The mural would be finished but I would be asked to fake painting with a dry brush for a photograph.

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????

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Is the smiley face going on or coming off?

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The last time I was in a stadium bathroom I prompted the guy behind me to close the gap so that more people could pee at once. As soon as I finished the men went right back to their 18" or so spacing.

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A bar owner I know had an affair that resulted in the birth of a little boy with only one hand. The guy's wife insisted that her husband be a part of his son's life and he and his mistress (ex-mistress) shared custody. That took more heart than I possess.

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Have I mentioned how much money my sobriety is saving me? 

A lot.

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When I was in elementary school, somehow sewage got into the freshwater plumbing and we all had to take shots for the various diseases we could have contracted.

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Remember this angel?

That was such a remarkable image I printed it and put it on the wall of my office.

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The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate.

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It is a southern tradition to poke your finger in someone's mouth while they are yawning to establish dominance.

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VEHICLES


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I wonder what the advantages/disadvantages of that design are.

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I almost missed this.

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My apocalypse vehicle of choice.

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Would one of you people who live in such a hellscape explain to me how that happens?

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I would think goggles would be a good idea.

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One of my favorite things about humans is our ability to drench potatoes in mayonnaise and call it a salad with a straight face.

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I think we should tax second homes at triple the regular rate and third homes at five times or more.

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HUMAN ODDITIES


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"You done fucked up now, Abdul."

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Marriage.

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Just for a moment, I want you to think about doing that eight hours a day. I would go stark raving mad.

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Stephanie Ruhle

I have no idea what that is all about but she is a very smart lady.

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Without the legs that wouldn't have never been posted on the internet.

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Another Ausie's rite of passage.

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I almost missed this one also.

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I think it's just a smoke grenade.

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For you ladies...

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The military had us do some inane shit just to keep us busy so we didn't have time to kill ourselves.

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That hurt so bad even the guy in the red trunks started limping.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/transgender-athlete-wins-discrimination-case-usa-powerlifting-rcna72879

Another victory for transgender persons!

Anonymous said...

bottom row, second from the left. His lips are touching her forehead.

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: Bottom row, second from the left. The Lady is looking down at his cock! hahaha

Thorhees21 said...

Puzzle Time: bottom row, 2d image. Heads are touching.

Anonymous said...

A6: do you expect me to believe that there are enough pixels to distinguish 1 million sides in that small photo of what appears to be a circle?

Anonymous said...

C3 : I don't see how they can call that hubless. I can clearly see a hub with a chain wrapped around it. It's a much larger hub than a traditional bicycle, but it is a hub nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

^^B8^^
Or maybe it's easier to connect the cables up lower to the ground before flipping them over. Or maybe it was windy.

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