One Of My Very Own
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I found that very clever.
*They're not SKEPTICS. They're DENIERS. It's not like they doubt it. They know the truth, they're just not willing to do anything about it.
FAKE NEWS
I suggested to you that there are people in this country who accuse their opponents of doing EXACTLY what they themselves are doing. Now we find out that Fox News who called the other networks "Fake News" were themselves lying through their teeth. And it's not just the "Stolen Election" bullshit. They all got vaccines while they were making up shit to convince you not to. I'm not asking you to do anything but think. Think about the dangers of climate change that Fox News ridicules. Think about the dangers of having a few hundred people in this country controlling half the wealth. Just think...for yourself. Don't take my word for it...but for the sake of sanity don't take someone else's word for anything just because they say they share your politics.
Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated.
The irony.
I'm sick and tired of going to two huts to buy pizza and sunglasses.
AND AWRY WE GO
Many of these are pretty silly but I've been busy and none of them were good enough for my Schadenfreude Section.
*NEVER let them film your first attempt.
I could hear it pop.
At first, I thought they were on a ship,
but now I think they were just inept.
*Remember what I said about first attempts.
After his bachelor's party, the groom took us all back to his house to sleep it off. I was slated to share a bed with him and as I was taking off my shoes he came in butt naked and said he couldn't sleep any other way. I slept in my clothes.
It's almost like he was the installer and was checking his work.
Speaking of doors...
I think the guy owed the dog money.
I hate how everyone has to obey the photographer like he's the star of the show.
That's the second person to laugh when faced with a huge mess to clean up.
In America that would be worth a couple of hundred thousand dollars.
New Zealand Cyclone
*I would surely have taken the sheets off the line.
Earthquakes and tremors are fairly common in Japan.
Even so, you learn to live with it…
Game Show
Tesla Fail
I would never allow any car to drive itself unless it was on the open highway.
I told a homeless guy I only had a credit card on me and he pulled out a card reader.
Tofu and dildos are both meat substitutes.
PEOPLE WHO DO THEIR THING BETTER THAN I DO ANYTHING
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It didn't end well but he did manage to do it.
I've shown you that before but I really like it.
That's wonderful.
Projector Headlamp
That's a spoof but it could work.
Sometimes it's better to just live in the moment and
enjoy what is happening around you.
You should have known I would like that.
I reckon those guys have attended several rodeos.
Iron Worker
These photographers surely know what they are doing.
Mark Smith Photography
Killing them with kindness is taking much longer than I expected.
There is no "we" in nachos.
GET LEARNT
Princess Diana is buried on this small island
My mother wanted hers and my father's ashes spread on a little island on my sister's estate very much like that one. My sister assured me that they would never move. Two years later the feds took everything they own including the house and land...and island under civil forfeiture proceedings. Now it's so overgrown you can't even tell that a pond was ever there.
Female elephants have titties.
1908 Harley-Davidson sells for a record $935,000
I don't know why that impressed me when I know that satellites can photograph cars from space.
Jack Gleeson, who played King Joffrey on Game of Thrones, at his wedding in Ireland.
I'm a big believer in informal weddings...sans church.
Sure, why not?
You can sharpen scissors by cutting aluminum foil.
Clean hair clippers just by dipping the tip in water while it is running.
The drawer under the over is to keep food warm.
Stapler that stores staples.
I learned that trick the hard way.
Guess what these are.
Some of the holes that have been drilled on Mars.
Looks like somebody lost their job to a goddamn pan-flipping machine.
Walking Floor
I wonder if it just takes it to the edge where a forklift can get to it or does it dump them out on the ground?
This didn't fit in any of my sections today but I knew you would want to see it.
There's a honeymoon story in there somewhere.
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That's a very bad idea. I had a blue electrical flash from wet blades before which tripped the breaker. Electricity and water are a bad mix.
Puzzle Time.... You look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole. You climb out the hole.
D9 guy: electricity on the consumer side of the breaker box is not going to kill you. It might wake you up, but the chances of dying are slim to none.
That's why the US government allows all those holes in your walls to plug stuff into.
I'll give you the odd exception of a toaster thrown into a bathtub that's not on a GFI circuit, or even a breaker for that matter. But then again, that situation shouldn't exist on the living side of the breaker box.
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