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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

WENESDAY #5180

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

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PONDERABLES


Oh, no, I may have offended the MAGA folk!

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The human mind is capable of some amazing feats.

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And remember, even their own studies show that productivity went UP when working remotely kicked in.

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I watched the movie Coherence on Prime. It had a very unusual plot but at one point they showed a bookshelf behind a character and all the books were lying down instead of standing up I tried to take a screenshot to ask you fine people why anyone would do that. Anyway, Prime would not allow me to take a screenshot; every time I tried, it came out black. How the hell do they do that and why is that considered necessary?

I have an idea for funding movies. Let the whole film be an advertisement. For example, all the characters could drink Pepsi; there are Pepsi signs on buildings, Pepsi commercials on the TVs in the background, and Pepsi trucks driving down the road. Nothing is ever mentioned of Pepsi but it's always there.

The same could be done with all the characters wearing Levi's jeans or driving Toyota cars.

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This originally had something about them just being human beings trying to make a living. I fixed it.

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Here is a list of words I didn't know existed:

Balter: Dancing clumsily without any particular grace or skill but usually with enjoyment.

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Griffonage Handwriting that is damn-near impossible to read.

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Callipygian: Having a nice, round, and shapely bottom.

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Yerk: To beat, attack, or thrash with vigor.

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The Truth About Trickle Down

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"Let's play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200."

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While I do subscribe to the "Happy wife, happy life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for the "Slightly irritated wife, amusing life" theory as well.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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So, you not only disappoint him, you do it in the most publicly humiliating way possible.

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We stick together like Newt and Ripley.

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Beer snobs bore me to death.

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Aliens watching the human race right now...

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Why does Ha make hot but Hoo makes cold? I'm talking about mouth wind.

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Have you ever scrolled past kink on PornHub that you are not really into then scrolled back just to make sure?

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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I assume there's a glass object hanging in the window.

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A friend of mine had a hose like that sticking out of the floorboard in his VW bus so he wouldn't have to stop and pee.

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*OSIT

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It's an awful design. I often wonder if they use their own product.

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Guess what this is.

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Newborn Alpaca

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Truce Between termites ( top line) and ants ( bottom line) with each side having its own line guards.

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Art Machine

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Tile That Would Drive Me Nuts

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, and he fell onto a candle stick. And the emergency room doctor was like "Riiiiight".

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I once got a call from our babysitter who asked if it was okay for my children to smoke inside.

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A HUMAN MENAGERIE


Then what are the rib supports for? Maybe the black goes on the ground and the white shades it?

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I like this guy.

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I'm going to guess she's on a movie set.

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That's what I call commitment.

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I don't get it.

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A Couple Of Tattoos To Ponder

And...

Three of the same thing.

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I'm almost always doing two things at once. There is always a movie on my TV while I make art.

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I was the parent who helped with homework, bathed, and put the kids to bed. I never consciously knew I did it to get laid, but now I admit subconsciously sex may have been the motivation.

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There was a case where thieves stole remote controls out of garage down openers at Sears then drove around to see which doors would respond. Then they waited until the homeowner left and robbed them.

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I had a commenter complain that I needed a proofreader to catch my numerous mistakes. Think about that. Here I am working my ass off all by myself and he expects my blog to be flawless. Wow.

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Dancer

I bet he spent years practicing in front of a mirror.

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A True Entrepreneur

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Ice

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Negative Waves

It occurred to me that you, Gentle Reader, may think that I am a grumpy old man. But in reality, I am as happy as a clam. Seriously.

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Are You Glad To See Me?

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Hard Work

You would think they would invent a wrap-around device to do that.

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Zappa

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Miners pulled a 5-month-old baby out of the rubble after 134 hours in Türkiye.

A face to melt every heart.

And they thank God for that spared child but don't blame him for the other 40,000 deaths.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

A5: they've been funding movies that way for eons. If you see the name of a real company or the name of a real product they paid to place it there.

Think about the movies or the TV shows that have the front emblem of the car removed. Even though you know it's a Ford, Ford didn't pay to have their name in the movie. So they remove the emblem in left it blank.

Anonymous said...

B2: regarding the bin fluencer, I like to put my recycle bin on the curb during the week that the recycle truck does not come, just to see how many of my neighbors will put theirs on the street as well. Then around 8:00 at night. I take my recycle bin back off the curb.

Just a thing I like to do though.

Crashsq said...

Puzzle Time C.
do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do

Anonymous said...

Item D5 - "Sapnu puas" read upside down resembles 'send nudes' (font dependent)

JNR said...

A-9
She had a callipygian. If she had butt dimples it would be perfect.

Anonymous said...

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/eli-lilly-caps-cost-insulin-35-month-rcna72713

What now, $35 too much?

Burgervan said...

C2: The Man clearly has a light focussing mirror in his house because the light is on the shaded side of the sofa. He's probably doing it on purpose to get clicks and likes on Youtube, The CUNT!

Anonymous said...

A5: Not sure how you're trying to capture a screenshot of a Prime movie on your computer. With FastStone video capture it's quite easy and foolproof as far as I can tell - just tried it. Maybe give that a try.

https://www.faststone.org

Raul

Anonymous said...

D17: Wonderful
Raul

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Inulin Expert, What the hell does your comment mean?
RH

Anonymous said...

A3:Yeah, like men can get pregnant.

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