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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, March 15, 2023

WENESDAY #5194

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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While discussing his rocket-propelled car, Andy Granatelli made this statement:
"Believe me, it was UN-believable."
*I don't think I've ever heard those words in that order before.
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Over 30

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Being "up" for something means the same thing as being "down" for something.

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Is it possible to write a slack bot that will automatically replace “huddle” with “cuddle” as a fun prank?

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AND AWRY WE GO


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And find out.

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Remember this?


Here's the whole story:

And there were lots and lots of spectators.

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That looked expensive.

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Cyclists

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Table Slide

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Bike Ride

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Me: *shares an irrefutable and well-known fact that no one has dared question in the history of the entire world*

Commenter: No it isn’t.

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50 years ago: one day computers will make all our lives easier & fun.

50 years later on a computer on the internet: TEN SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE DYING OF A VERY DEADLY DISEASE BUT HERE are SOME ADS FIRST.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


We've all had days like that, haven't we?

But I think the destruction of the mailbox is a federal offense.

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I'm assuming warm water.

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That just might work as an anti-theft device.

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Boy, that brings back memories of my favorite box.

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*OSIT

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Another clever quilt...

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There ought to be a way to change these types of light bulbs from the attic.

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How the hell did he keep it from flipping?

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I thought it was photoshopped until I did an image search:

"Inspired by his childhood and the idea of mysterious forests where most of the woodland remains hidden in the darkness behind thick branches, Antti Laitinen created “windows” to offer a clear view into the heart of nature. Some photographs show circular openings in bushes. Others, branches of trees that part like the waves of the Red Sea. At the same time, the works are temporary. Over time, nature will reclaim these voids as bushes will regrow and tree branches will fill up the empty spaces."

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Feast your eyes on these marvels:

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I stand in awe.

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Here's the way I would do it:

I would shine a focused light beam or even a moving laser at the tree and then remove or move every limb or leaf with any light on it.

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Baby Saved

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Your Dad is a fool

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Dog Love

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Gifts1

Gifts2

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Wing Gliding

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The two places we often associate with the word ‘committed’ are in reference to insane asylums, and murder. No surprise that a third place is with relationships.

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What the world needs now is a category in IMDB that gives you a visual height comparison by actor for a given cast in a show.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


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 Tubing

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Car Prank

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Cat Shit

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Date

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Respect Her

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: The one on the right. She hasn't eaten her meal because she knows she's about to get out.

No point stomaching another prison plate of mash when Arby's is on the way home.

Anonymous said...

^^D6^^, ^^D7^^, and ^^D8^^ are fucking brilliant.

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