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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, April 10, 2023

MONDAY #5220

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

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READ ME, SEYMOUR


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Oh, I don't think they need to be told.

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Two words: wet wipes.

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Who votes for somebody that clueless?

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Bailing out banks is considered virtuous but bailing out student loan debt is evil. Go figure.

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I just heard a British person call an Oreo a "chocolate sandwich biscuit" and I finally understand why the revolutionary war had to happen.

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If you let a motherfucker shenan once you better believe they will shenanigan.

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CREATIVE DESIGN


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If God turns his back on you, grab his ass and say something mildly threatening.

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When I was in college I stole my Ethics Textbook off a table in the student union.

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MONDAY SILLINESS


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And that's how they really extract DNA to create dinosaurs.

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*MNBT

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LOGIC NEED NOT APPLY

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If I was God I would give people that didn't have legs wings then attach chainsaws to their stumps and make them hunt rich people who don't pay taxes.

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So, technically Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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Gallons at a time.

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Good God!

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It is made of tape measures.

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New Arrival

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Monkey see, monkey do.

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All things Ralph...

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Photographers who wisely didn't ask their subjects to smile.

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Japanese Museum

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Lakeland, Georgia Murals

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Some people masturbate more often than they brush their teeth.

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Why is sleeping in considered lazy but going to bed early isn't? I am thinking of starting the #allsleepmatters movement.

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ODD HUMAN BEHAVIOR


Axes have long handles for a reason.

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Is that so blind people can compete with sighted people?

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Were you one of those conservatives who said that allowing women in combat roles would ruin the military? It's time to apologize for your ignorance.

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I think the tractors are used as braking for the ship coming into dry dock.

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They made a decision to do this...

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How do you read this little drama?

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So, how did he get out of that situation?

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Do Unmute These Men Fishing

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Fair Warning

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: the girl on the left with a bow in her hair has a hand on her right arm. Who’s hand is it?

Anonymous said...

E5: the tractor is not breaking the ship. The clip is in reverse.
The ship is being launched, not docked.

Anonymous said...

A7: Wet Wipes clog the sewer lines. Never flush them!

Fardygardy said...

Puzzle
the older daughter's right hand is holding the arm of the smaller girl. The smaller girl's left hand is holding the left hand of the older girl

Anonymous said...

A9: No one said bailing out the banks was virtuous. More BS. So please explain the systemic risk from not using my $ to pay for student loans.


Anonymous said...

C11: Is that another one of the courses you want us to pay for?

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