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TWO FEET OF QUARTERS
I created a whole bunch of drill debris.
This is about as close to perfection as I get.
I measured very carefully and used a jig for my press.
There are holes in the top, sides, and bottom.
The top holes are 1" to accommodate quarters.
I drilled the top holes as deep as the drill bit shank would allow and low and behold each hole will accommodate exactly one roll of quarters - pure dumb luck.
When filling the top holds with quarters many of them end up vertical instead of laying flat. The side holes allow me to adjust those errant coins.
Why I named it 2 Feet is rather obvious.
There are 3/4" holes in the bottom of each coin slot.
I use this tool I made...
To remove the quarters from a slot.
I placed it in my kitchen above where I sit.
I made it from start to finish in one day.
The slab of wood came from the bottom portion of a porch column just like this one that I've been hauling around for 40 years.
READ ME, SEYMOUR
Tardigrade Tax
*MNBT
Speaking of...
????
I seem to remember reading that for the first time in human history, more people live in cities than in the country. And traditionally, city folk have far fewer children than those in the country.
America truly lost its way when mayors stopped walking around with a big sash that said 'major' on it.
Most men are more loyal to their NFL teams than their wives.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Europe seems to have an aversion to safety railings.
Is there any advantage to that handle design or is it just a novelty?
If I designed swimsuits...
If I designed papal garb...
...said the cat.
This packaging uses an optical illusion to make the vegetables look more green.
I think it's the blue lines.
Today for the first time I discovered that there are gas grills that you control with your phone. They call it Wi-Fire. True.
I suspect the imprisonment drove it insane.
Drill Bit
Think of the brilliance of erecting the tunnel walls as soon as the drill bit advances.
Squirrel Scores a Touchdown
And then there's this...
Electroluminescent Water
HBO login: The password must contain at least eight characters, a number, an emoji, your college roommate's maiden name, and a hieroglyph.
ATM: Just a need for numbers.
I've been on my last straw for like 300 straws now.
IT'S HONEST WORK
What are those?
I bet those are like the placebo buttons at street corners that don't really do anything to change the light. Those tags could be a way to keep the customers from bothering the staff by reporting problems.
Bendy Thing
Curing Pan
Food Flipper
Hay Sythe
I was shipwrecked before I got aboard.
- Lucius Annacus Seneca
Look at this weather being all springy and cute like it didn't just try and kill us last week.
OTHER HUMAN ACTIVITIES
That's almost zero friction. I would think ski poles would make it viable.
I don't know what he said to her but I bet he doesn't say it again.
Remember this?
I'm the guy who said they ought to fill the holes with dark grout and now there's this...
He looks just about as guilty as anyone I've ever seen.
A simple motion detector would make that impossible.
I really admire that guy's work.
A 9-year-old has found over 1500 "lucky" four-leaf clovers and keeps them in a big binder."
I was once married to a woman who had an uncanny ability to find four-leaf clovers that she demonstrated over and over again.
Baby on Train
Bottle Opener
Barrow Jump
Dino Song
^^D14^^
Religious Art
This Gentle Reader, is how she thanked me for my efforts.
A remarkably beautiful young woman.
Thank you, my dear. I wish you nothing but the very best.
4 comments:
its late and no comments...awe..they are all in church for a late mass....maybe not.
2 feet--well done. I have done a bit of wood and metal (on a bridgeport) work myself. Are you Norm equipped (bourgeoisie) or proletariat (like me) with a drill press, spade bit and a jig? Sorry, I know "spade" and "jig" are outlawed and hate speech but in this case they are oh so descriptive. Don't you think?
A7: You are older now and should really know by now your so called teaching of the “truth”, of our history, of the worlds history only foments division, hate and violence. The first slavers of blacks were black. The first slaves in America were Irish. The north (republicans) fought a civil war to free american blacks from the confederate and democrat states of the south. You really aren’t either smart and/or well informed. You simply regurgitate your party line. Do you ever attempt to organize your thoughts to test your biases? That’s probably half rhetorical and half suggestive but is wholly sincere. You are not a 2 million hit tik-tok influencer but for some reason I think its worthy of my time to try to reason with you.
B4: You want to do that, don’t you? I thought for a minute I didn’t identify which one, then it occurred to me…..both.
Dear A7 Anon, My parents were racist fucks so I stand by the accuracy of my post.
RH
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