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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, April 27, 2023

THURSDAY #5237

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


Alternative Caption:
"He sucked at sword fights."
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Think of all the millions of decisions you have made to bring you to the point in your life. Nobody did it just like you, so, yes, you are unique.

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Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sparky.

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It is so hard for me to remain quiet when I watch Sarah Conner running away from the Terminator driving a fuel truck. Does she duck down a narrow alley? Does she run in a building? Does she make ANY effort to evade him? No. She runs right down the middle of the road so he can keep an eye on her.
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Indeed.

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Did people in the 90s really say, "All that and a bag of chips"?

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I just want to meet a woman who can hold an enter lectual conversation with me.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


Initially, I thought they were being tethered by some sort of bungee cord.

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You only have to be taught that lesson once.

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Because he can, that's why.

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That's extraordinary!

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Photoshopped or not?

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Task Failed Successfully

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For My Lady Commenter who wrote this:

"As a woman, I find those pictures you posted of men hilarious. Especially the 2nd bodybuilder who, ironically, has a beer belly AND a six-pack. Now, post pictures of some shirtless cowboys in tight Levi's so I can actually enjoy the view."

Saw this and immediately thought of you...

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Have you ever shopped for shoes barefoot?

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To everyone who wrote "Stay cool" in my high school yearbook, I have some devastating news.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Army bicycles with spring wheels

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And here's why you need suspension like that...

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Anybody?

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I've posted that before but I just noticed the sag in the top rope. It sort of belies the illusion of tension.

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An elephant scratching its eye.

Aaaaaah.

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A large part of quality photography is just noticing relationships.

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Refinery Fire...sort of...

I was prepared to write how stupid it was to remain that close to that fire until I read this comment:

"This isn't a real refinery. This is a firefighter training facility. Those are planned explosions. That's why he is filming. A real chemical plant is much larger, and there wouldn't be an athletic field right next to it. Had this been a real event, this video wouldn't exist because the guy would have been vaporized.

Here is what a real one looks like:"

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“Uh… dare.”

- Pinocchio

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The best sandwich I ever had was a corned beef on rye with Swiss cheese at the Museum of Natural History cafe. It’s a memory that gets me through the tough sandwiches.

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PEOPLE ACTUALLY 

DO SHIT LIKE THIS


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At least he's getting paid.

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Did you notice how close they were to hitting the far bank?

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Then the stupid fucker turns the muzzle DIRECTLY at the cameraman.

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It looks like the structure was built specifically for that.

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Hit and run - both figuratively and literally...

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*Let me know if you find that confusing.






5 comments:

Anonymous said...

B10..... Thanks Ralph. :-D LOL

MIKE HARRIS said...

D21-Re homeless people...So it should be . What are you complaining about?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mike, So, we send an 18-year-old to war for a few years and he comes back so fucked up that he can barely function much less keep a job so he sleeps on the street. Are you for or against giving these people aid? How about the mentally ill? I'm just curious if you think all homeless people should be discarded.
RH

Anonymous said...

A1-alternative caption:

"Carl's sword swallowing trick never failed to impress..."

psm

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: 5 - no other kaffeetasse will receive any coffee since the other tubes are all blocked. The answer did not surprise me.
Raul

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