*I now think she should have said something about a gerbil.
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I don't think that way. I made some awesome decisions in my life at every age.
And Folio Olio has shown you dozens of examples of the same thing in different places.
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE
I need your help. An asteroid is supposed to come between the moon and the Earth. I want to visualize that as something we can all relate to. So, your mission is to imagine the solar system shrunk down to the size of the United States and you are standing on one coast and a man shoots a gun from the other coast that barely misses you. I want to know - using the astroid missing coming between the Earth and the moon as a scale reference - how close will the bullet be to the person?
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I believe that we will definitely go extinct whether by astroid, war, or a disease that wipes us out.
Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip, and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were going 80 miles an hour.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrödinger.
The cop tries to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
*Viewer Contribution
How much can I fit
Into a haiku format
Oh no I'm out of
The word of the day is "latibulate": to hide in a corner in an attempt to escape reality.
AND AWRY WE GO
A bed? And if he didn't have too far to go and took it slow I don't see the problem.
The flying shoes always make clips like that funnier.
I haven't a clue.
That's got to be staged...doesn't it.
Asian Humor
Snake Stupidity
Or...
The most telegraphed ending in video history.
I still find it funny that they call themselves Proud Boys like they just learned to make dookey in the toilet all by themselves.
If you identify a UFO as a UFO, then it becomes an FO unless it lands, then it's simply an O.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Momma seal thought her newborn didn't make it.
I'm not sure I understand the dynamics of that.
You might have to enlarge that.
Camels Eating Cactus
The camel's rotating chew distributes pressure from the cactus and the papillae slide the needles vertically down the throat. This way, the sharp ends don't poke the camel as it ingests them. Papillae in camels partially consist of keratin, the same hard material that your fingernails are made of.
Despite 100s of thousands of years of evolution, when someone is vomiting their brains out all we can come up with is, “Are you alright?”
I do not get doomsday preppers. I'm immediately giving up. I am not trying to survive nuclear winter. You will not catch me doing any Mad Max shit = I’m quitting the very first day.
PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
Who remembers Laugh-In?
On a related note...I tried to watch Saturday Night Live the other night and gave up after 15 minutes. It simply wasn't funny.
Dusting solar panels
When I was in the mural business, I insisted on emails. Even if I got a phone call to alter something I send them an email of our new agreement and asked for them to respond.
Asian architects have known that for thousands of years.
And...
And a new world record is set...
I'm pretty sure that is not as easy as it looks.
Setting The Brakes
That was in a file of stupid things people do but he had to set the brakes before righting the truck or it may just roll away.
Best Costume ever!
Cameraman Skills
3 comments:
Puzzle time -jersey
^^C1^^ It looks like the baby seal laughs at the end of the clip like it fooled momma.
^^C8^^ I think putting the cap on top at the end opens a valve at the bottom that lets the liquid pass thru. I have a coffee brewer thing that works like that. https://cleverbrewing.coffee
^^D3^^ I loved Laugh-in. Crushed so hard on Goldie. I stopped watching SNL 35 years ago when I stopped drinking. It just wasn't funny any more.
D3: Hasn't been in years.
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