GET LEARNT
Brace yourselves...
One person's take on this...
That explains a lot of weird shit that has happened to me.
You can't image how many men have told me they don't believe any of the voodoo bullshit and only go to church to appease their wives.
One old warrior showed me his old dog tags that read "Protestant". I looked at him and reminded him that he was an atheist and he said that he did it because everybody else did.
I think we can tell much more about the true religious nature of Americans by how many of us actually go to church which now stands at about 30% and that was measured by attendance of only once a month.
This shit has been going on for a long, long time.
I don't care how many laws they pass that dictate that bikers have equal rights to the highways and byways, you are still responsible for your own preservation. Ending up dead when you had the right of way still means you are dead.
"Well, I had the right of way!"
"Yeah, be sure to tell the ER staff that."
^^A5^^
I recall a video of the dozens of times that a woman attempted to launch a warship during WWII and the bottle just refused to break. And if I'm not mistaken, a president's wife was scheduled to launch one and they used a glass cutter to etch the bottle so that it would break easily and it STILL refused to burst. I being a problem solver, would have used fake wine bottles made with much thinner glass than regular wine bottles for such spectacles.
Acquired Taste: I hated this stuff until it subtly reprogrammed my reward circuits and now I love it.
Be brave enough to suck at something new.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
A Though Exercise:
Imagine if women's vaginas were in the middle of their foreheads for all to see. What cosmetics and/or bizarre treatments do you think they would use to make them look more attractive?
It seems to me to be one of the last vestiges of colonialism.
I say they should give the damn island back.
A couple of signs that I suspect they were well aware of the innuendos.
I know where that will surely lead...
Speaking of...
The real kings of the jungle...
Hahahabananaha!
That could kill someone.
Please indulge me as I remind you of this very real crossword puzzle I once solved.
I should make a shrine for it.
A couple of days ago I mentioned this mural I painted in Aiken, SC which is racehorse country. I thought it hilarious.
The cow is wearing sunglasses.
Watch very carefully...
Hahahabananaha!
Scuba Diver
*That is an old gag but she is just too cute not to include.
Vikings - I assume a reenactment.
Aliens
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*MNBT
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Ukrainians watching the Russian Civil War...
I wonder if Trump still thinks Putin's invasion was "genius".
Zelensky addressed the Russians in Russian
"I will tell you in Russian. The man from the Kremlin is obviously very afraid and is probably hiding somewhere, not showing his face. I'm sure he's not in Moscow anymore. He is calling somewhere, asking for something... He knows what he is afraid of, because he himself created this threat. All the evil, all the loss, all the hatred, he's spreading it himself. And the longer he can keep running between his bunkers - the more you all lose... all those connected to Russia.
What will we Ukrainians do? We will defend our country. We will defend our freedom. We will not be silent. We know how to win - and we will. Our victory in this war will be certain.
And what will you do?
The longer your troops are on Ukrainian soil - the more devastation they will bring to Russia. The longer this man is in the Kremlin - the more catastrophes will happen."
NATO right now...
Slava Ukraini!
Are you a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sit in their recliner drinking a lot?
Have you ever been accused of being too ugly to look at that girl in the bar who was showing way too much cleavage to be ignored?
EXTRAORDINARY INDIVIDUALS
Mohammed Ali wearing spats.
After making that I put it in my OOMVO file then dug it out when I ran across this...
And it's not just men who find them irresistible...
They start that shit very early...
*Seriously, if my wife did what that woman did I wouldn't bat an eye - not after the things I've asked her to do with that same mouth.
If only they would invent a device to make that faster and easier.
Show off.
Judy Garland taking a break on the set of “The Wizard of Oz”
While all those little people were gathered for that movie someone decided to make a western (The Terror of Tiny Town) with only little people in the cast.
That man does not need a soapbox, he needs therapy...and a session with a top-of-the-line hooker.
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Please don't fall victim to the hysteria that is being thrown at you. Think for yourself.
I forgot this guy's name but he holds the record for the shortest time to get a red card after the start of the game and he got it in... three(3) seconds.
I'm not sure if that is a success or a failure.
That's marvelous. I would have thought he would have had a lifelong fear of fire.
Bubbles
The show must go on. The Colonel’s Revue.
Did you notice them carting off another one in the background?
Barber
That must cost extra.
Magic
Does anybody know how he did that?
Why are they called Kegels and not pussups?
Look on the bright side - having no money makes investment choices incredibly easy.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
That reminds me of the stop sign that a tornado twisted just like that until the bottom of the sign was only a foot off the ground but still vertical.
I guess you buy one of those if you don't get in a hurry very often.
I'm dying to know all there is to know about that. I get the multiple rear wheels but it seems that if the front wheel goes into the abyss then those people are fucked.
I almost missed the uniqueness of this...
A couple of unusual photos...
I think to get cleavage like that the boobs must be hanging down vertically...like plumb boobs.
Not me.
This is how Dutch people charge their smartphones
Ice
I had the pleasure of watching lake ice break up and try to make its way down a small river. The pieces behaved just like those in the clip only in Alaska they were as large as a living room rug and six inches thick.
Light Pictures
^^D10^^
The gift that keeps on giving...
Orb Making
Does anyone know what kind of stone that is?
Homemade Recorder
Roller Coaster Mishap
Some people actually believe that.
Those are two memes sent to me by viewers. This whole mess does not please me. It's just fucking embarrassing that a person who half of you voted for is such an idiot.
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Kudos on D13
D2: Can anyone tell me what's making them smashing Knockers, bounce up and down like that?!? 😂
^^B3^^
The people living there voted 99.8% to be part of the UK.
I don't see you calling for the US to return Hawaii etc
C9 Vinny Jones (Left) & Paul Gascoigne
C9; footballer squeezing balls= Vinnie Jones, now a minor thug star in Hollywood.
Puzzle - Framers of the Constitution
A1 You posted years ago a .gif of a diver by a lake of methane in the ocean. It literally looked like a lake. I read from somewhere, might have been you, but that if the ocean rises temperature 2 degrees that the methane would start to bubble to the surface and release the gas into the atmosphere. "Ralphology 101" -Armando
Puzzle time
Framing up the constitution ?
D12
Looks like red obsidian
Science guy
Dear B3 Anon, Point taken. Thank you for your insight.
RH
Ralph Henry B2
If you look hard there’s a horse in the clip as well!
Dear B2 Anon,
I don't think you meant B2 which is a pair of boots.
RH
Sorry Ralph I meant D2, and there really is a horse if you really concentrate on the whole image.
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