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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, July 16, 2023

SUNDAY #5317

One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


I think that would piss me off.

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It's hard to overestimate what a monumental invention that was.

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The trousers of the British Royal Air Force WWII uniforms had two buttons that could become a compass when put together.

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Leg Room

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Government

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It seems like cows are so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if Mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan.

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Imagine Cinderella running away from the ball and she can't decide which shoe would be funnier to lose.

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THINGS YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY


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Remember this...

 I almost fell out of my chair.

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How wonderful.

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ANIMAL ANTICS


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It's almost like they are expending more energy than they gain from the food.

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Don't do that. It could become aggressive if the next person it encounters has no food for him.

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It is insane that spiders don't immediately die when you hit them with something the size of a shampoo bottle. Like if you whack me with a Ford Explore I'd obviously be dead immediately.

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Finding out that stripper poles spin in place instead of the strippers around the polls is the grown-ups finding out Santa isn't real.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US


Catch 22. Nuff said.

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Remember this gem?

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I would be tempted to use the ATV to get the disc spinning as fast as possible.

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Why burn them? Why not just give them away?

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Did you notice that she took it out of her mouth?

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There needs to be a barrier exactly that size PRIOR to entering it.

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"Gooch Grease"?

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Car Flips

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There are many ways to catch fish...

Then there is this guy...

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This man runs 893 feet while on fire and breaks two world records

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We should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that aren't even that old or impressive. "No humans could make an apartment building this complex."

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God is a 6-year-old covered in syrup and I am the iPad he is holding.

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ITEMS WHOSE AUTHENTICITY 

IS QUESTIONABLE


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5S3CzbCEMQ

They should be shot.

Anonymous said...

^^D4^^ Why tf is she waterboarding a teddy bear?

Bubba Pordlaw said...

Puzzle Time: I'd say them there look like Blood Diamonds.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Bubba,
That wasn't the one I was thinking about but yours might be better.
I had BRASS NUPTIALS,
RH

Anonymous said...

WATTS UP WITH THAT or REAL CLIMATE SCIENCE if you really want to know about climate change.

Anonymous said...

A2 is BS.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: Crass Knuckles
Raul

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: or maybe Glass Knuckles
Raul

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Puzzlers,
Brass Nuptials
RH

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