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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, July 15, 2023

SATURDAY #5316

One Of My Very Own

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Those were subpar. Try this one...

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


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Will that require surgery or will it tighten up over time?

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I ran across a list of Characters that people hate the most. See if you agree.

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Hell, that guy was the hero in The Phantom and I couldn't get over hating him from The Titanic.

But if you are old enough you may remember this total prick from Leave It To Beaver.

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I once posted an article that claimed the most common differences between liberals and conservatives has to do with inclusion - liberals liked it and conservatives did not.

I have my own theory and it has to do with change. Liberals embrace change and conservatives fear it.


And I also believe this:

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.”

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My wife's three favorite words are mar-gar-ita.

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The hate group Moms For Liberty is now to be called Twatzis.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


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The Popular "Panama Slide" at Coney Island in c.1906.

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I've never had a woman decline a foot massage.

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Street Vendor

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Sad Farewell

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APOCALYPSE MANNERS

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Odd Bike

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Kid Cart

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A perfect segue...

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You never see commercials for new cereals. There are no new cereals. For some reason, cereal innovation ceased in the 90s.

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Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phones as an alarm clock.

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IDIOTS + PERSONAL TRANSPORTATION


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I almost did that with a client's very old Porsche.

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I drove over a rough railroad track and my trailer popped off the hitch. I heard the tongue scrapping on the road and slammed on breaks. That resulted in the tongue going up under my van destroying the shocks, muffler, and catalytic converter.

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Remember this from a few days ago...

Here's another view of the mayhem...

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The shutdown was bad for everyone in the service industry but it was especially bad for men. They lost one dollar for every $.79 that women lost.

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Every "challenge" these days is just a dance or something. Back in my day we ate a shit ton of live goldfish and got hospitalized.

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IDIOTS + FIREWORKS


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And then there's this in broad daylight...

I think they mounted it upside down.

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They said the quiet part out loud - stay stupid or you will see the truth.

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13 comments:

MIKE HARRIS said...

After a brief period of excellence you are back to preaching us.

Anonymous said...

A6.... Panniculectomy surgery.

Anonymous said...

B12: The same with politicians.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time take the matchstick from six to make it 5 and make the minus a plus

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time take the 6 and make it 5 and add the matchstick to the minus and make it a plus -Armando

Bubba Pordlaw said...

A3: Where is A3? The entire post is now collapsing upon itself.

Puzzle Time: 5 + 2 = 7

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time 9-2=7 -Armando. Although I sent it to my left brained brother and he came up with this.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A3 Anon,
Sometimes I go back and move or simply delete an item and I don't see the need to change all the numbers. Sorry for the confusion.
Believe it or not, there was something that I deemed too political when it came time to post that day's blog.
RH

Anonymous said...

Ralph, today's Blog was excellent. Mike Harris.... why does the famous image of Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange come to mind?

Anonymous said...

A10: Nah, conservatives just don't consider degeneracy as a welcome and desirable change.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A10 Anon,
People all over the world are anxiously waiting for you to define what you deem "degeneracy". Please educate us all as soon as possible.
RH

Anonymous said...

I'll bet you money that the degeneracy guy doesn't answer your question.

Anonymous said...

D15, spark hit their supply.

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