FOOD FOR THOUGHT
I've written about that several times - finding out your bloodline contained a bunch of assholes.
Pride month Mohammed
Many years ago I posted the Mohammed cartoons that got those magazine staff murdered and my #1 Advisor warned me that I might get beheaded. I said that it would be a great story to tell my grandson.
I once said something about having black friends and am aware of the problems they have that I do not. I was chastised by a black man for that old cliche. But I really do have black friends. I also have close gay friends and would do anything to keep them safe.
"I was beaten as a child and I turned out okay," says the man who beats his child.
No, you did not.
What do think of the chances of South America or even Africa doing what the European Union did?
I would like to ask you for a favor. I've been getting some great comments from people who really care about making Folio Olio better, and I appreciate these people more than you will ever know. But it is very hard to follow a person if they don't sign their comments. Oh, you don't have to use your real name or anything like that. Just sign it was anything so when I see it I can relate it to your previous comments. Thank you.
I can’t believe the deal I got on these 800 thread count sheets.
My mom’s name is Silvia. Her brother is Sylvio and her sisters are Silvana and Silvia Helena. You get a cookie if you guess my grandfather’s name.
OBJECTS OF UNUSUAL INTEREST
Over 30,000 people live in this building in Hangzhou, China
Do you think humans were meant to live like bees?
I'm assuming the brakes failed.
Does anybody know where that is?
I'm not really sure about that engineering.
Unless it is meant to swivel and not swing.
They are herbivores. The kid must have pissed it off somehow.
Does anyone else strategically eat a sandwich so that it leaves that one perfect bite?
Orca
Maybe it's just sizing up the next victim.
A Hand...wait for it...
Wow!
I ran across a collection of objects that were identified by people on the internet. Try to identify them yourself before reading its description.
"Your mechanic is gonna want that back. It’s part of a jack."
"A Himalayan Calendar. The outer ring has 12 balls, each corresponding to a month. The next two rings have tens and one's digit. The tens have three balls for up to the 31st, and the next has nine balls, for 0 to 9. And then four rings for the year, up to 9999."
"It's for transporting racing pigeons."
"It's a place to rest your beer while you play cards."
"It is a spoon designed to separate the fat from the sauce, called "cuillère dégraisseuse"."
"These are pretty much radiators that were filled with embers and/or hot stones when needed."
*I assume it is loaded from the outside.
"Telephone dialer. You put the ball end in the desired number of the phone dial instead of your fingertip and used it to turn the dial."
*We always had one of those and they were plastic with the name and number of an advertiser on the handle.
"Anti-wolf collar for sheepdogs."
"It's a "claw" to help pull in fishing nets."
The amount of cookies I've watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me very sad.
God only knows how powerful I would be if I had regular bowel movements.
PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
My professional bass fisherman brother says there are two rules to fishing:
1. Never tell anyone where you caught your fish.
2. Never tell anyone what you used as bait.
When asked where he caught his fish my brother would loop a finger in his mouth and pull back and say, "Right there".
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Once there was a line of boats waiting at weight-in so he reconfigured all his rods. When he finally offloaded his fish people asked what he used for bait and he held up his rods to show them. Each one had a pull tab secured to the end of the line.
How to know you have a keeper...
Cutting pizza like that wouldn't really bother me but what if you were sharing the pizza - wouldn't you want everyone to get the same size pieces?
Well, these people figured out how to do it quickly and easily.
Is the beam reflecting off of particles in the air or is there something I don't understand?
I had a 20'x20' deck when I got my first hot tub. I cut a quarter of it away and placed the tub on the ground. That way it wouldn't stress the deck and I thought it better to step down in the pool instead of up and over. But also, it added another layer of privacy.
I bet it has to be very calm water to pull that off.
I've seen people riding buffalo now a moose.
Why didn't Native Americans ride them?
Being human...
My wife is thinking about starting a new magazine called "Good Enough Housekeeping".
A shout-out to people who rate and review things because I don't like to rate and review things but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed.
LESS THAN OPTIMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Do you think he meant to do that?
I would have left gaps and filled them in last. But more importantly, how was he going to get out when he was finished?
The face-palm guy is probably either his dad or his sponsor.
The fool is not the guy with the wheel problem. The fool is the guy following him that closely to film it.
These two people are about to attempt acrobatics. How long before there is a mishap?
Between 2 and 3 seconds.
That is not a wood saw. It's a masonry blade and will not cut you.
Growing up, that happened to us all the time. I would run crying into the house with a lump on my head and my mother would ask what happened, I would tell her, and she would shrug and say, "I told you not to swing too high."
Granite Harvesting
I guess this is the saw.
People slip and fall all the time.
Now imagine if this guy slipped...
If that looks like a fairytale it is.
What did he do in that elevator?
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(*I thought that very funny.)
12 comments:
C5: the beam of the flashlight is a very, very focused dark sucker-upper.
It leaves all the other dark alone, to remain dark.
A6-Ralph; Whoever is making suggestions about your blog is an infantile Marxist by the look of it. Just go back and look at your editions from a couple of years ago, before you started preaching to us all. It was the best daily blog on the internet then; I think you could recover...just tell us about Art and History, things you understand and avoid the mad scramble to socialism...
https://apnews.com/article/mesha-mainor-georgia-republican-party-switch-democrat-a725f1c3d5e827a05a95eb178194f80e
B5- I like how you keep posting photo manipulated pics and memes and can't tell that they're fake. The rest of us can see that the image has been mirrored. Yours truly, "Cat Lady"
puzzle time
Rubbed one out
puzzle
he 'rubbed one out'
juvenile, but still funny
You are a God Ralph don't listen to the miserable bastards always trying to drag people down ...
Dear Catlady,
Does that image look like it has been mirrored? How come the right side doesn't match the left? I'm NOT saying it was manipulated but it is not a simple mirrored image.
RH
You're an artist, so this explanation should be easy for you to understand. The waterfall is mirrored. The part you say is not, the foreground at the bottom, is an overlay. The trees in the background behind the waterfall are slightly tweaked with a simple clone technique to not appear mirrored. - CL
A5 first of all screw any slave owner. But what do you think of native American slave owners that sold their land for black people? And the actual African tribes in Africa that CONQUERED each other to capture other Africans to sell to the Europeans? Aren't they and all at fault? - Armando
Dear Armando, I think you know my answers to all the questions. But why stop there. I also cringe at the slave-owning Greeks and Romans.
RH
D2 leave a foot path maybe 2 or 3 blocks width and replace them like u said on your way out-Armando
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