MOVIE THEMED SILLINESS
*It might be due to so many people thinking that their opinions are just as valid as scientific facts.
Indeed.
Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids knowing you’d rather be eating the Mounds Bars you have out in the car instead.
If you get pulled over, you should be able to read the police officer the tweet you were writing, and if he laughs he should let you off.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
I seem to remember that the military tested that concept and it came up lacking.
If the internet is any indication, that happens all too frequently.
Good luck with future generations maintaining the funding.
I would think hit-and-run raids with your knight would be a winning strategy.
I was so proud of my university when they scraped bare the area between five main buildings and left it raw dirt for a year. Then they placed the sidewalks where the paths had been worn.
The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was an open sewer pipe leading directly into the town’s river.
Beards - 1: The rest of you preeners - 0
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
Take another look at this...
Did you notice the part that looked like DNA?
A very smart man told me that he believed in a higher power because DNA could have never "just happened". I countered that DNA is just what those ingredients do under those circumstances. Not dissimilar to how a gold atom is formed or minerals grow or a fetus develops.
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But some people need to believe that there is an all-powerful entity looking after them even if they know it is completely irrational.
Most Americans would look at that god and declare it a silly myth while they worship a God they can't even describe.
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The day I realized that religion was a human invention to explain unexplainable things was the day all my questions were answered.
Think of the possibilities.
Instead of singing hymns, sing Sweet Caroline to the top of your lung with the windows down as you head toward the beach with the family.
Instead of giving the church money, find a family who is having problems and give it to them.
Instead of learning Bible verses, memorize a poem that changed your life.
Instead of reading the bible, read the whole of the Harvard Classics.
Instead of praising God, praise your son for studying so hard.
Instead of sitting in church, sit in the audience at your child's performance or in the bleachers of their game.
Instead of praying for forgiveness, ask a person you have harmed for forgiveness.
Instead of fearing hell, fear the hell on earth that hatred causes.
It's as if every time they are alarmed, more and more of them come out to defend the hive.
We’ll never truly know how famous pornstars are because most people are too afraid to publicly acknowledge that they recognize them.
It’s totally normal to wave at every passing driver while driving down a quiet country road, but totally insane in the city.
WORTHY VISUALS
I almost built one of those out of large appliances.
More anasaphilia...
Speaking of...
Insurance is a form of gambling where you bet against yourself.
I find it amazing that GPS is free.
HUMANS ARE AN ODD LOT
Memories are strange things. Here's one I will never forget. I have a nephew who shares my name. When he was about as old as the child in the video, I took him to the water's edge at the beach with a box of Cheez-its. I sat in a beach chair with him in my lap...just looking. Then I asked for a Cheez-it but when he began to turn around I told him he could just stick it over his head and my mouth would find it. He would then eat a cracker and immediately stick one over his head for me. We did that for half an hour and I will never forget it.
You can always tell the good dads because they have snot and slobber on the shoulders of their jackets.
That is about the tenth example of people doing that I've seen this week! There was one video showing the guy needing first responders' assistance to free himself.
Another strap that is well worth the money.
Smash Record
To the commenter who HATES country music:
Even Johnny Cash?
Be like this guy.
Well, I haven't noticed yet.
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