SATURDAY #5365

One Of My Very Own

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*I probably should have used a little more contrast on that headline.

WEEKEND SILLINESS

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An event none of us will forget.

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And now...

A commenter stated that the reason he buys foreign vehicles is that American vehicles don't last. 

Here are the ratings for longest-running vehicles.

#1. Ford F-350 Super Duty

#5. Ford F-250 Super Duty

SOURCE

I drive a Ford.

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FUN WITH RELIGION

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Remember the classic as old as the internet?

And the devil said, "Well, I'm going down to Earth and fuck with the people you made in your own image."

And God said, "Okay."

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Money: It gets shit done.

OBJECTS OF INTEREST

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"This object was found preserved underwater, buried in silt and mud in an Annapolis County (Nova Scotia, Canada) lake. Both its age and use are unknown."

This item has museum curators stumped. Does it look familiar to anyone? I'm open to random crackpot theories as well.

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I don't know its original use but if it was found near a body of water I would guess it was used as a ballast in a ship.

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Hot Air Balloon?

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I've always thought that irrigation patterns like that were incredibly beautiful, however, I seem to remember that the minerals in the well water eventually ruin the land.

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Guess what these are.

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A wonderful photographic illusion.

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It walked!

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Ukraine War Prizes

*I know it's dated.

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What if cows pooped milk instead of peed milk?

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There is a secret society of people living among us that is keeping the Long John Silver's in business.

STUPIDITY OR JUST BAD LUCK

-YOU DECIDE-

It has controls on the truck. The cameraperson could have brought him down.

And that seems to happen rather often...

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Demon Rum.

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Forklift Certified

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He Made It

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Most Predictable

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Purple Burglar Alarm

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With friends like this...

And one of his cultists just got 17 years in prison - for doing Trump's bidding. Trump didn't help with his legal bills either.

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The other day I heard someone call the band "Kiss" Boomer Juggalos and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.

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Your anxiety is a lying bitch.

ADMIRABLE HUMAN BEHAVIOR

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Smart.

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Now pay attention...

I must be missing something. Why was that posted on a humor site?

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Training him to keep his feet together?

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I like how she didn't freak out.

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I thought he had a huge glass of wine...

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And...

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My grandson took a few swimming lessons but he never could quite get it. Then he met a little girl at a hotel pool and she could swim and she taught him. And I would assume he could show no fear in front of that cute little girl.

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How wonderful.

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Reminds me of that awful rich guy in Titanic who I still hated as The Phantom.

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Ball Retrieval Teamwork

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Anasaphilia Fun

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Emergency Landing

My friend Monte got his pilot's license in Germany while in the Air Force. Once the piloturnedrn off the engine and said, "Your motor just stopped. Where are you going to make an emergency landing?" So, Monte looked around and said, "In that farmer's field over there" and banking the plane to line it up. The instructor pointed to the other side of the plane and said, "How about over there at the airport?"

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Old Biker Solution

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If I'm ever on my deathbed and one of you young women wants to do something special for me, do I have an idea for you...

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