Ones Of My Very Own
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker
Don't let anyone tell you that it's too late to give up on your dreams. You can give up on them anytime you want.
What's stopping Jeff Bezos from being Santa? He has our address. He has drones. He has our wishlist and intimate knowledge of our habits. He is specifically making a choice not to be Santa.
PEOPLE
They might as well spend that college fund now.
My wife likes to play "Imagine how we could decorate our home if we had money". I do play the same game with trucks.
I have never in my life read a haiku and not counted the syllables just to double-check that it's actually a haiku. I'm not sure where this haiku suspicion came from...perhaps childhood.
PLACES
Petting Zoos can be fun...
I bet that would ease any claustrophobia.
This Pizza Hut Hasn’t Changed Since The 80’s
And this Burger King still uses the same furniture from the 80s
Local Restaurant Collects Tips To Help People In Need
My wife did things like that in her stores. She once raised money to buy a local cop a bullet-proof vest.
RATHER UNIQUE BATHROOMS
Pool Themed Restrooms In A Hotel
The 1st Class Shower/Toilet On An A380
This Is What A Bathroom Looks Like On A 1st Class Japanese Bullet Train
Pediatrician Has Higher Door Handles So Kids Can’t Run Out Of The Room
Or maybe the door was installed upside down.
This billboard has a Dyson hairdryer jerry-rigged to spread the scent of freshly baked bread
Being in an airport too long starts to alter your brain chemistry to the point you start thinking shit like "Damn, I could really go for a shoe shine right about now."
Quit hating Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole week.
THINGS
Beautifully done.
A glass table with that tiny base is an accident waiting to happen.
Is the bulge just to forestall sleepers?
That looks like an off-road motorized wheelchair.
GOOD GOD!!!
These Two Food Droids Trying To Figure Out How To Get Past One Another
This t-shirt company puts a picture of the person who made it on the tag
How in the hell do you prove it?
I think those were status symbols of an ancient tribe.
Lucky photo alignment...
See the Heart of Stone on the left?
Reminds me of my yard with my wife's baby doll heads tucked here and there.
4 comments:
C12
It’s Jury rigged not Jerry rigged.
There’s Jerry built - made of rubbish.
Merriam-Webster give this interesting origin:
Jury-rig comes from the adjective jury, meaning "improvised for temporary use especially in an emergency," or "makeshift." It's a 15th century term that comes from the Middle English jory, as known (back then, anyway) in the phrase "jory sail," meaning "improvised sail."
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A6: The License Plate is also a contraction of "License Plate"
C1: If That whole ledge falls then I think we can say the wedding is OFF! XD
Further to add to the "Jury rigged", completion. "Jerry rigged", applies to things that were compared to the walls of Jericho, which were badly built and crumbled with just the sound of horns. Do I get 5 quid?
puzzle
the paper clip displaces the least amount of water, so, that one?
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