One Of My Very Own
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PART ONE
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I saw trees in Oklahoma that grew like that due to prevailing winds.
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I almost missed this one, too.
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“Hey, handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I’m covered in?” she said, croquettishly.
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They invented the word metallic because irony was already taken.
PART TWO
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What does the sign say?
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Show Jumpers
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No Stake Tent
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I bought a baby monitor, because someone told me it would be useful. But it just sits around basking in the sun and eating flies.
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With the loss of cursive writing in the schools, it no longer became possible to effectively write on the snow in urine.
PART THREE
And my personal favorite...
^^TINIES^^
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4 comments:
B5 Del Campo-from the field.
-Armando
^^B2^^ I am today years old.
^^B5^^ I think Del Campo is probably the name of the high school those morons go to. That's a music stand.
A7: It's a SHITHOLE and full of CUNTS! XD
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