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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

WENESDAY #5509

One Of My Very Own 

*Show that to a child and see if they laugh.

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PART ONE


Hate is on the rise and coupling it with violence or threats of violence is very dangerous.

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I had a beach house in Puerto Rico and spent a week watching world-class competitors practice for an upcoming event.

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If you build on a flood plain how the hell do you get it insured?

^^A6^^

She would be allowed in my bunker.

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Chances are he has no idea how much that weighs and the stress it is putting on that balcony.

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A tail light went out on my Toyota truck and no one in the dealership had ever seen one burn out before. I guess the same thing is true of headlights.

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*I've taught a lot of precocious children. I'm not saying this format contains all direct quotes but they aren't far removed from reality.

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PART TWO


I bet if you ever got that entire thing warm it would heat the whole house.

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I haven't reminded you of the importance of this lately...

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*I've known four counselors on a personal basis and I know they do some people good but I have very little respect for them.

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*Always remember that my fallback position is absurdity.

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PART THREE


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It's a massive group psychosis.

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Fox Facts

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A Friend Indeed

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Growing Up On The Farm

And...

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Impressive Drone Display

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*Please don't assume all of them are supposed to be funny.

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