AWESOME SHIT...AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

Dear Readers,

I find each and every one of these images fucking awesome. Most of them require no explanation whatsoever...yeah....that awesome.  I hope you enjoy them half as much as I did.

Uncle Ralph

You know what I find interesting? No? Well, I don't give a shit, I'm going to tell you anyway.
Google Earth gives us the ability to travel the whole planet and see anything, but the first fucking thing we do is look at our own house.

Speaking of animals...As you would know had you paid attention, Coco the gorilla was taught sign language and could communicate with humans. Well, he was given a kitten and took very good care of it. But after he tore the sink off the wall he used sign language to blame it on the cat.
As it turns out, the bigger the brain, the greater chance that we will lie.
As a matter of fact, very, very young babies will cry as if in distress for attention, then when they learn no one is watching, will stop and get on with their business. No matter how you cut it, that is lying.

A big dick is a bore if it's attached to a big dick.
(You might want to write that down....it'll take you far)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!!!!

Neither the piece of wood nor the nail has been severed and reattached in any way and there's no trick photography or some such shit. What you see is what you get. I must admit I had to look at the short video (which was cool as shit) and you can find it on Youtube by typing in the caption below.

Did you ever notice that every time a movie is set in a Spanish speaking country, there will always be a running of the bulls? What's up with that?

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

Do want....

Making the world a better place, one Lego block at a time...

(if you could walk past that and not smile...then you might want to get off my fucking blog, cause you don't belong here)

This is a leaf under a microscope...amazing...look closely..

Without taxpaper subsidies, the only Green Job left would be printing more money....oh, yeah, we pay for that, too.

Do want....

This was done with one line of a felt pen...

The government always has more money than the rebels....so they are forced to improvise....this is real, by the way....

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side.

DO WANT!!!!!!!

Speaking of bathrooms....
My wife's stores can not let a customer use the store's restrooms, because the Americans with Disabilities Act requires that if she does she must make it so big that a team of Clydesdales would be comfortable.
In every retail establishment space is at a premium, and to make her 4'x6' bathroom compliant with ADA, she would have to rip out a support wall and use up half of her office space.
Now, the question....Who wins?
Well, my wife doesn't win since through no fault of her own she can't offer her customers a need service. The customers lose, since they have to go elsewhere to pee. And the disabled people? They get nothing.
So, what the score here? Two down and a tie.
Great rule....we need more insanity like this...oh, I forgot, we have the EPA that will throw your ass in jail for putting a pond on your property. 

This is a microchip seen under a microscope....

This is a cross section of an under sea cable....

I knew I was too drunk to drive when I swerved to miss a tree and realized it was just that fucking air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.

This has got to be the most awesome public art I have ever seen....I so wish I had thought of it...

I can only assume he was trying to escape from the back seat of a police car....

This is a man in a chariot pulled by a pit bull...your argument is invalid....

This is THE most awesome motherfucker on the planet...and nobody even knows his name....

Wouldn't you love to know what they are talking about?

Everybody says that the book is always better than the movie. I disagree. I'd rather watch porn than read the Kama Sutra. 

TOONS TO AMUSE...

One of my very own....

(a man of words, indeed)

MOSTLY NAKED WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HANG OUT TOGETHER AND LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T....