FUN FRIDAY

IMAGES THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU SMILE...

I was watching a documentary about spying. It was reported that every country has what is called a Fingernail Factory, where spies are tortured...it's sort of part of the job. Anyway, the narrator stated dryly, "The Fingernail Factory" is a place to be avoided."

There's no word for 'yesterday' in the Eskimo language.

What if churches had ads on the pews....

I've been married for 87 Kardashians.

If you watch college backwards, it's about losing weight, kicking a drinking habit, and becoming smarter.

TRUE: There is a "Tickle Spa" in Spain.

Anything you can do I can do drunker.

Sometimes I grab my balls, because, well, I can.

There are very few problems that an orgasm can't solve.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy.

All animals love bacon...except pigs. Don't do that, it's fucked up.

Well, if you don't like puppies, well good luck with your life without a soul.

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

I have a friend who stopped trimming his nose hair...

The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost.




Damn, Grandma!!!

Had a short power outage the other day. It got me thinking about how much we depend on electricity, and it's a lot. Thank you Albert Einstein!!!!

Welcome to America, ya'll....

A bargain at any price...

Want to know something most people don't?
The name of the plane that dropped the second atomic bomb was Bockscar.

There are so many things wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to begin...

This is a repost, but I still find it humorous...

"I just came for the pie, man."

Which one of these people look ridiculous in their costume?

They all do...silly, silly men...

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his Junior High class give him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."




Well, aren't you just Miss Olfactory Queen...

My wife's family is like a freak show without the tent.

Have you ever had so much beer that.....

Iiiiiin coooooommmmmiiiiiiiing!!!

This is one of mine....

Is it possible to look at this and not smile?

I think not....

TOONS TO AMUSE....

One of my very own...

SLUTS WITH THEIR MEN...ONE OF THEIR MEN...

There, that'll show him...

I'll have what he's having....

AND THEN THERE'S THIS...

Something odd here....

Well, at least her hair looks nice...

One of my wife's many causes...

The weird-o's are out in force following yet another earthquake. This child's survival is credited to a miracle from god. That he killed thousands (and hundreds of innocent children) never came up. Pity that....

There are mysterious spots on Uranus....no, don't laugh...seriously.....

Dear Boyfriend,

Run. Run just as fast as you can... preferably to another state....NOW!

Concerned humanity.

I like to look at all sides of an issue.

For your consideration, two Occupy......problems.

As you know, I shun hard porn on this site. I will show beautiful women, but the graphic images? Go somewhere else.

However, the next image is so fucking bizarre that I was transfixed. It looks so real I'm thinking it was an ad made for another country without our prudish standards.

I must warn you that many of you won't like it...sorry, but like I said, it's just too fucking odd to not share.

Last chance. You don't have to scroll any farther...