FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #3527

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

The famous Gyro Grill

After the purchase of 10, they give you your own set of defibrillators.

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Many times when they come up with seedless, thin skin, super juicy hybrids, they breed the taste out of them...think store-bought tomatoes.

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Oh, holy shit...please no.

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Cheese somehow seems healthier when it's not melted.

OBJECTS OF INTEREST

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Nice.

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Laying out miles of hose.

But I wonder why they laid it right in the middle of the road.

I found that mesmerizing.

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I'm assuming that one bolt is there to hold it all together, then it is removed and substituted with a rivet.

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The mighty Saturn V launch

Damn, that's hot!

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Speaking of...

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Whoever said that money can't buy happiness was probably never poor.

AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR

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Stargate - Excavations at Giza, August 8, 1928

*MNBT

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Worst Hide-and-Seek player ever...

Or moonwalking?

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RH: When that joke was first told, the dead sea was just getting sick.

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*MNBT

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It's ironic that a magic school bus would be used to teach science.

PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY

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That one friend who is like "just follow me" instead of giving you the address.

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He did not hit back. You see, ladies, he could very well go to jail for hitting back. Even his friend after getting smacked by Girl #2 didn't hit back.

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Jesus fucking Christ...

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Remember the god-fearing prick?

Yeah, that's probably the same face his baby made right before it died from his neglect.

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PEOPLE BEHAVING ADMIRABLY

Firefighter administers CPR while climbing down the ladder.

She survived.

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That must have taken her hours...and just for our amusement.

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Dogs are people, too. I don't think you can train a dog to do that; it born with the instinct.

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250,000 people in China die in traffic accidents every year.

CURRENT EVENTS

I'm going to assume they found a way to keep it from becoming airborne.
https://futurism.com/asbestos-use-trump-epa/

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I read that right in the middle of this brouhaha, Saudi Arabia crucified a guy...CRUCIFIED!

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Today I drove all the way across town and back without calling anyone an asshole.

REAL ESTATE

So this happened in Switzerland this week - brutal mudflow.

It came roaring down the canal at unbelievable speed...

And when it hit the curve it gushed over the banks. It was a great GIF but too large to load.

But don't it look like some fertile loam.

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Traditional Danish houses thatched with tons of seaweed.

How do you think that smells?

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Guess who lives in the big white house...

That's Lionel Messi's House In Barcelona.

And here is the great man at home.

And here's his den.

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A wildfire has revealed the remains of an "Eire" sign on Ireland's coast that warned World War II bomber crews that they were entering neutral Irish territory.