FOLIO OLIO: PLACES AND THINGS

UPPER AND LOWER CASE ART

Great advice: Work hard and be nice to people.

You might want to look at this carefully...

...it's got art installation written all over it.

If you don't like unusual photographs, you aren't going to like today's post....

Another "singing" sculpture....

Drink until she's cute. Stop before the wedding.

This guy has x-ray murals all over the world...

I don't know what I'll do if I actually find a serial killer/zombie/alien behind my shower curtain, but I will keep checking until the day comes.

If you can't afford porn, just watch tennis with your eyes closed.

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

Laser ignites firecracker inside balloon...

If you think reading is boring, you're doing it wrong.

The world's smallest 45 caliber handgun...

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Just remember that at this moment there's a fat kid somewhere in the world dropping his ice cream.

This is well worth the read....

This knife was designed specifically to kill people....it swivels....

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

This rock climbing wall turns...

PLACES I WILL NEVER VISIT,

BUT KINDA WANT TO

Another urban explorer discovery...

I thought about voting Republican once, then just decided to buy a bible, dump oil into a National Park and give my money to a rich person, that way cutting out the middleman.

You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina, so why so dignified?

Romans.....amazing bastards....

Regular naps prevent old age......especially if you take them while driving.

Back when they let you drive on Daytona Beach...

Passover reminds me of a time when getting rid of crazy Egyptian dictators took a lot more creativity.

How about no.....

6.9 = a little fun interrupted by a period.

I think there should be much, much more of this...

The one thing I've learned from movies, is that no matter how fast you run, a psychopath can catch up to you by walking slowly.

Artwise this is an extraordinary image...

WHEN THINGS GO SOUTH

This really doesn't fit in here, but I just like the shotgun...

TRUE: "Once", "twice", and "thrice" are the only three words of their type, and no further terms in the series have ever existed.

I can understand this. It's probably a rental and...well....

The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that would require.

...But I can not understand this. It's called planning ahead, people, try it....

Somebody thought this would be a good idea....

Sometimes I wish there was a zombie apocalypse so I can shooting all those motherfuckers in the face.

I wonder how long it took to clean the shit off the seats...

The last thing you see before you shit yourself...

There are ways to recycle these into other things, you know....

Have you ever been so pissed off....

Am I the only one who makes a conscious effort to look innocent when you walk out of a store without buying anything?

I drove through one of these out west...